Opening Weekend Movies - 5/18/07

Shrek the 3rd - More like "Opening Weekend Movie", as this is pretty much the only thing that opens this weekend in a wide release. Screw you independent films. You won't stand a chance at beating this family movie juggernaut. It will make a bazillion dollars. Most likely will take the #1 spot away from "Spider-Man 3", which hardly deserves it. Remember, if this movie does well, you're just planting the seeds for "Shrek 4", which means, you're doing it to yourself America. You sick masochistic fucks.