Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Ty Pennington Gets DUI


If you're not familiar with ABC's hit show, "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition", then you wouldn't know who this guy is. Or, if you never watched TLC's "Trading Spaces", you would also not know who this guy is. But, being that I have a ridiculous fascination with home improvement programming on the ol' boob-tube, I do know who this douche-bag is. The interesting thing is, ABC/Disney cuts his paychecks every week. Since he got pulled over and arrested for driving drunk, this does not bode well for his future on the channel. What am I talking about?

Well, if you remember, Michelle Rodriguez and the chick who played Libby on "Lost" (also an ABC show) were quickly killed off the show. Shortly thereafter, the actor who played Mr. Ecko on that same show, also got pulled over for a DUI and he was killed off the show as well. So, based on ABC's track record, you could expect to see, in the following weeks, Ty Pennington going into a house, ready to start demolition, and the roof will fall on him. Or maybe a nail-gun malfunction while he works on his special super secret project of the week. Something will happen. Ty Pennington will die. That's just the way ABC works.

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