Keira Knightley Definately Not Anorexic

I don't know why people think that Keira Knightley is too thin. I mean, look at her. She looks healthy, and plump. Maybe a little too plump. Come on Keira, lay off the jelly donuts for a second. But, she's serious about not being called anorexic. She'll sue your ass if that thought even crosses your mind.

The Daily Mail published a photograph of the 21-year-old on a beach, with remarks about her weight, in an article about a girl who had died of anorexia.

Ms Knightley claims the article implies she has been dishonest in denying having any such problems.

In a statement via her lawyers, Ms Knightley said she would also challenge the suggestion that she is responsible and to blame for the tragic death of the teenage girl by setting a bad example.

So, please, stop these outrageous rumors about Ms. Knightley and her "unhealthy weight". As I said earlier, these pictures are clear proof that Keira is all about healthy image. I'm surprised it's not a Christmas ham that's hugging her in the second picture below.

Mary-Kate finally a Zombie

Mary-Kate Olsen, part of the Olsen Twins megalo-ginormous-empire, and the one with the "alleged" eating disorder, is pictured above, trying to nibble a snack off the calf of a rather low-rent looking stripper. I guess we can now know just why she's dropped to 80 lbs of bone and ligaments . . . It's hard to find a stripper that will let you take a chunk off her leg. And since that appears to be Mary-Kate's only source of sustenance, I can see how she got so thin. On the plus side, if you don't mind the crabs, the consumption of strippers is high in protein. So, if she could eat three square exotic dancers a day, she'd look much more healthy that what she looks like now.