Thursday, October 19, 2006

Nipple-Topia - Mischa Barton Revisited

I have to say . . . BAWF has gotten a little bit on the sexy side this week. What with the "bra & panty" chicks making out, the Canadian moose-knuckle pictures, and now this. Now, sure, Mischa Barton looks a tad on the ridiculous side for going around wearing tartan gift-wrap as a skirt (complete with bow), but that incredibly sheer tank-top makes up for it. Word of advice for Mischa . . . if you're going to be shopping in the frozen foods section, make sure the fabric in charge of covering your (boney) chest pillows is a little less on the translucent side. Otherwise, you're just giving us internet bloggers more fodder to fuel the ridiculing machine.

That, and if you keep this up, you'll never get that Mother Teresa role in the movie that you've always wanted to make. You're already boney like her. Now, you just have to cut down on the slutty, and you'd be perfect.

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