Name That Ass

We're going to play a little game here. I don't think this will become a regular feature, but here it is anyway. As you can see from the title of the post, you're going to be asked to identify an ass. Not a donkey . . . althought that would narrow it down to just one famous donkey - Eeyore. So, here is the ass in question.

Now, resist the urge to scroll down all the way to bottom (all couple of inches) of this post to see who that is. Use the clues that you can gather from the picture. You know she's white, tends to wear dresses that lead to either flashes or nip-slips, and is a tad on the whorish side. So whorish in fact that you might want to dip your mouse in bleach after you're done with this post. Made your choice? Here goes nothing.

Yes, Paris Hilton does it again. It's like class just drips from every pore with her. Or, actually, it just drips from her ass like diarreah after a nice anal reaming. Yes, that's the picture of grace and demureness I've come to expect from Paris Hilton. Fart in a mitten indeed.