Thursday, October 19, 2006

The Amazing Disappearing Bosworth

This is how I will always remember Kate Bosworth. Taut body, pretty smile, sparkling eyes. *sigh* If you've seen pictures of her recently, you know that she's currently in a competition to lose as much weight as possible. Who is she competing with? Possibly Nicole Ritchie. Who knows. She just looks terrible now. And if you haven't seen her recently and you are entertaining the thought that "maybe she's not looking that terrible", let me shine a little light on the situation.

This is Kate Bosworth now. She looks like she's auditioning for the sequel to "The Exorcism of Emily Rose" that is currently casting only in her damaged (and most likely starving) psyche. Someone hand this girl a piece of toast and some orange juice. Maybe this is a direct result of dating Orlando Bloom. He probably called her a fatty all the time and it just fucked her up so much that she just won't eat . . . or vomits a lot.

Oh well, no matter how skinny she gets, the first image will always hold a special place in my groin. Where did you think it would be? My heart? LOL. You sappy bitch.

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