TuGMO - Liquid Encouragement

I'm willing to bet that ain't fruit punch in those plastic cups. Unless it's mixed in with some vodka. I love these kids of parties (but why don't I ever get invited to them?). I have seen something like this live, in person, on Sunset Blvd at like 2 in the morning. If I haven't told you this story, I'll make sure to remember to retell it sometime. I have to go look through the archives though. I also love the encouragement that is happening in the background. One of the chicks starts saying that she's drooling all over the other one, but the guys chime in with a "don't worry about it, keep going" that just shows you the great friendships they have formed with these girls. These are the types of guys that drop "roofies" into those cups and then get it on with the chicks, passed out style.

TuGMO - Nuff Said

Tuesday is one of my favorite days lately. I find out how much my paycheck is going to be . . . it's one day past Monday which brings me closer to the weekend, and I get to post a video of two chicks making out. What more could anyone ask for? And what a video this is. It even has piggy-back riding action. That's a first in the long running TuGMO history. Enjoy this three + minute video and have yourself a happy Tuesday.

TuGMO - Jeans Make-Out

It's Tuesday again, and my court-appointed posting duties (court? what court??) for girls making out need to be fulfilled. So, here are two European chicks, making out in denim. You know, the world would be a better place if more of this were on display.

TuGMO - Gray Matters

This week's Tuesday Girl Make-Out (so that's where the TuGMO comes from) comes courtesy of the upcoming film "Gray Matters". And what is this movie about? Who cares. It has Heather Graham and Bridget Moynahan making out like two liquored up college girls on spring break. Which, is fine by me. Oh, and by the way, Heather Graham and I share the same reaction to whenever Bridget Moynahan makes out with us. I mean, how does she keep tricking me into it. Damn Hollywood actresses. I keep telling her I'm married but they just don't take no for an answer.

In my dreams.

TuGMO - Looks like Softcore

This video is a little soft-core porn'ish . . . but fuck if it isn't one of the sexier videos I've found yet. Sure, the chicks kissing remain clothed for the entire time, but they're groping and writhing in each others arms. And they occasionally massage each other's crotches. That's why I'm posting this. Wanton crotch massaging.

Oh, and I had to get into my "way-back machine" today to make the post show up yesterday. Since I wasn't at work, I was not able to post it. But, if you didn't notice, then forget about it. Seriously, drop it. I do not have a time machine. *wink*

TuGMO - Catholic Romp

I have a thing for Catholic Schoolgirl uniforms . . . and the chicks in them. Here is a perfect example of that. I don't think it needs much explanation. It goes on for about a minute or so. Just right if you ask me. I get bored with things that go over a minuter or so. Specially things online. Maybe I have interwebs-ADD. I wonder if this is why, whenever I check out online porn, I'm content with just viewing the free samples/trailers and not bothering with the whole movie.

Or maybe I just love trailers. And chicks in Catholic schoolgirl uniforms.

TuGMO - Valued Production Values

This video is a little on the well produced side, except for that Adobe insignia. What's up with that? But, it gives you what you want to see. And that is . . . two hot girls kissing, groping, caressing, showing off a little of the panties, and this time around . . . it's not just 19 seconds of bliss. Yes, this one's pushing just past the two minute mark. Please feel free to view it multiple times. Do keep some paper towels handy though. That keyboard should really not be getting any whiter.

Oh, and hey, here's a clever idea. Patronize my sponsored links and banner ads. But don't do it in a patronizing way. Be cool about it. That's my advertising approach of the week.

TuGMO - Euro Kiss

Those European chicks are pretty wild. And hey, bonus, one of them is wearing a bikini. It's like a running theme this week. Bikinis are pretty much everywhere. I'm pretty sure the stock market price for bikinis is rising as steadily as this bulge in my pants. So, back to these two. Lot of licking, could have a little more grabbing . . . and the video itself is painfully short. Like blue-ball inducing short. Those friggin' teases.

TuGMO - Liquid Courage

Mike's Hard Lemonade (or tea, or whatever pussy beer these chicks are drinking) finally comes in handy as these chicks, who look like they're still in high school, start kissing anything with lips. There's a triple kiss (which should be counted as a quadruple kiss since the guy that imposes himself on it is huge), some underage boob-grabbing, and even some straight make-out action. And yes, this is America's future. No wonder every other country in the world is surpassing us as far as the educational level of their progeny. Our kids are too busy drinking and making out.