Katharine McPhee Upskirt + Wedgie Pick

Maybe you should start recycling more, or not damaging the environment with your giant SUV's . . . because this upskirt does not come courtesy of Katharine McPhee being a big whore. No, this one is brought to you by nature, who I'm guessing is currently lobbying the pervert constituency to help stop it's deterioration (I didn't even know that was a word). See, it's a gust of wind that conveniently lifts McPhee's skirt to reveal the panties underneath. I don't know how she didn't notice that wearing a dress made out of the same materials they make parachutes out of would be a good idea, but her lack of fashion acumen is our gain.

Not only are we treated to that sight, but we also get to see the ex-American Idol contestant picking at a wedgie, during the whole wind inspired upskirt. It's like two for the price of one. Is it Christmas already? Enjoy the pictures.

Tyra - Breast Examinator

I made a little joke in my previous post dealing with Jennifer Love Hewitt's boobs about Tyra and breast exams. In case you are a shut-in who only comes to this website for their news about the world and such (if you do . . . then you're probably a Panda Software employee . . . zing!), then you would have been sitting there, scratching your head wondering what the hell I was talking about. This video above is what I was making a reference to. Tyra Banks cops a feel at Katharine McPhee's boobs. Which are apparently real. I don't know. You can take Tyra's word for it. She squeezed them. But then, she would have to tell you about it herself, and how she overcame obstacles that no other woman in the world could to catch a feel of the American Idol contestants titties. And then, she'd somehow throw in how it's only appropriate that it would happen during Black History Month, and that she she be up there along with Rosa Parks and Dr. Martin Luther King.

Fuck you Tyra.

American Idol - Who's the New Katharine McPhee?

With the new season of American Idol looming over the horizon, I can't help but wonder . . . who's going to be this year's Katharine McPhee? Who will America fall in perverted lust with? Who will people be searching for on the internet in futile attempts at nipple slips, upskirts, and pictures of the contestants feet. I don't know the answer to this, but I do know that my advertising revenue jumps 1000% (amount not actually a correct calculation) during the final days of the competition. Why? I don't know. But I'm sure as hell looking forward to it. Whoever it is, I hope to make a quick buck off of you. Why? Because I love money . . . especially money that I don't really have to work for. So, search away America, and click away when you land here, on my humble blog. Sure, you won't find those pictures of a contestant golden showering a random person, but you might find something else that might make you laugh.