How'd I get on the Filipino Tabloids?

I'm seriously confused. I've been linked before in the past, but this one is just a little on the peculiar side. Sure, they send me a couple of hits with their linkage, but when they do, they refer to me as "Kuya Jaime", which if my experience hanging around a certain asian social networking website a few years back tells me anything, it's a term of endearment that means "Big Brother Jaime". Whatever it is, they're crediting me with finding Pink peeing pictures and Bai Ling "mutant nipol" pictures.



You can head on out to their website by using this link if you speak Tagalog. I know, I help broaden cultural horizons. Where's my Nobel Peace Prize? I'll settle for a discount coupon for spaghetti and fried chicken. The pinoys know what I'm talking about.

Pink gets the Party Started

That's a pee party by the way, so you might want to give her a rain check . . . a yellow rain check. Golden shower'ish. Yes, that's what she's doing, at the beach I'm hoping judging from her attire, next to her mode of transportation. Which, surprisingly enough, does not surprise me. What does surprise me is that Pink has to pee in public to actually get noticed by me. Do I have some strange subconscious fetish? I think I'll just leave it that. Now, there is a small chance that the liquid splash marks on the concrete below Pink is not indeed urine. It could be lemonade, that she's trying to dry out with her own farts. Which, when you take into account that we're talking about Pink here, is not all that far-fetched either. I'm pretty sure you can see the stream in on of these two pictures, but it never hurts to cover all of your hypothetical bases. In totally unrelated urination news . . . she's wearing a bikini. Which, falls under the whole celebri-kini pandemonium that's being going around lately.