Fergie Doesn't Understand Ugly-Friend Equation

Fergie seems a little confused about the whole "have ugly friends so that when you stand next to them you look better by comparison" equation. Here she is, trying to look like a woman in a bikini, and she's got a couple of just as fugly as her friends standing next to her. For her to actually look better, she should have found a beached whale that had been sitting around the beach, rotting, for a couple of weeks. Slap a two-piece swimsuit on that carcass, stand next to it, and voila! Fergie would be hot. But as it stands right now . . . Fergie and her friends just look like a rabid pack of butterfaces.