Britney Spears Officially Self-Destructing

I don't post much on Saturdays . . . except for this Saturday that is . . . but let's get back on track. So, when I woke up this morning, and I was enjoying my daily rounds (visiting choice websites), I came across this story, and at first I was like "Holy Fuck!" . . . but then, my mindset quickly changed, and I started to think to myself: "It's about time something like this happened". In case you're not in the know, here's OK Magazine's time line of events.

7 p.m.: K-Fed's security team arrives to pick up boys Sean Preston and Jayden James and bring them back to their father's house. When there is a delay in releasing the boys, Britney's assistant, Carla, makes excuses for the pop star. However, it soon becomes clear that there is a problem.
At some point, 2-year-old Sean Preston is removed from the house, leaving only little Jayden inside with his mother.

8 p.m.: The police are notified of a custodial situation at Britney's house and officers are dispatched to The Summit. But when they arrive, they find that the court-appointed monitor, who has been locked out of the house, is not in possession of the paperwork required to allow them to enter Britney's house.

9:20 p.m.: K-Fed's lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan arrives at The Summit with the required paperwork. He and five police cars enter the gated community and drive up to Britney's house.

10:30 p.m.: More than a dozen police officers, as well as two ambulances and a handful of fire rescue trucks are now on the scene. Sometime before 11 p.m., Britney's cousin Alli and Brit's assistant Carla leave the house, leaving Brit alone with Jayden James.

11:45 p.m.: Britney is taken out of her home strapped to a gurney and placed into an ambulance, which is escorted by 13 police cars with sirens blaring to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, arriving at approximately 12:30 a.m. Jayden is brought to the hospital in a separate vehicle.

I'm pretty sure it's official. Britney Spears has finally lost it.

I read other reports that there might have been a suicide attempt during the whole ordeal. And why not. It's Britney Spears. At this point, I'm going to let an expert on the subject give "his" opinion on this. It might be an old video, but I think it still applies.

Thank you Chris Crocker. I think you've put it all in perspective for us.