Wednesday Search Term Report

It's the middle of the week, and I'm feeling too lazy to post anything other than this right now. Maybe, after I'm done with work today, I'll post something else in the evening. Until then, revel in the gross depravity that brings people here for some odd reason.

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First Day Again

So, today I started a new job in the same company that I've been working at since February of this year. It was pretty much your standard first day, fill out all of your paperwork and go over everything that you'll be doing at my new position. But, there is a twist. I had gone in for a position called "Credit Card Customer Marketing", which is just a fancy name for credit card sales. I guess there was a big shake up in the call center where we were, and that particular department as of today is being transitioned into a line of business that goes by the name of "Customer Assistance". Now, that might sound like a customer service job, which is what I had just left to take this sales position, mainly for the increase in pay and the commissions. But, as everything was explained to us, it turns out that "Customer Assistance" is just a fancy way of saying collections.

I've had collections experience in the past. And had actually passed up, or rather, snubbed a position that I had off-handedly applied for in that department for the sales job. So, in a way, it's a little ironic. It's like the position was chasing me. It must be destiny. And it's a pretty great position from what I heard today. Lots of opportunity for advancement. Uncapped incentive plans for making more than what my new (and already higher) base pay provides. But, the only downside that I'm seeing here is that, rather than being in an inbound call environment, it's going to be an outbound call environment. At least for the first few months. Then, we can start taking inbound collections calls. Whatever. As long as they're paying me more, I'm totally down.

It did strike me as surprising that about 85% of the class is made up of mortgage people. I did not know just how bad that particular industry was doing so bad that they needed something to supplement their incomes. Something that would potentially be considered a step down from making then ton of commission money that they were used to making. But, they all seemed upbeat about it. Everyone agreed that the prestige that the bank brings with it will help them in the future.

This might hamper my ability to post stuff in the coming weeks during training. I had to shift my schedule from starting no earlier than noon to starting at 8AM during training and then moving to a 9AM - 6PM locked schedule. So, I don't have time to lounge around in the morning, free to post and play videogames while I should be using that time for more productive things . . . like . . . oh I don't know, getting off my lazy ass making a semi-regular trip to the gym. Which I'm still paying for. Fuck I throw money around for no reason sometimes.

The Other Boleyn Girl Trailer

While I'm not much into historical costume dramas, despite majoring in history, this one particular movie does pose the very important question. Which one would you bang . . . Natalie Portman or Scarlett Johansson. Eric Bana gets to make that choice, which if you were to ask me, is pretty much a win-win situation. Probably won't watch this movie, unless I hear talk of nudity. Which always piques my interest, specially if it involves either one of these famous Hollywood ladies.

Box Office Report - Enchanted Christmas Nordic Killer Bees

Enchanted - I had not expected this movie to perform quite as well as it did this long holiday weekend, but then again, America has a long track record of proving me wrong . . . also known as disappointing me with it's choices. But, I guess this harmless family-fare is not that offensive to me. I must be getting soft in my advanced age.

This Christmas - Umm . . . all I know about this movie is that it's about Christmas, it revolves around an African-American family, and Chris Brown is in it, most likely doing some singing, or dancing, or a combination of both. It most likely made this kind of money because people that went to see it thought it was another one of those Tyler Perry movies. Sadly for Perry, this movie did not help him become an even more solid household name around the nation.

Beowulf - This movie drops down from the top position to #3, but don't let that make you think that it isn't performing well. This movie is halfway to the 100 million dollar mark on it's 2nd weekend in release, and now, I might finally be able to buy a ticket for this. My previous attempt was thwarted by a full house at the local AMC theaters, but now, I might be able to catch this. Not because of the naked computer generated Angelina Jolie (but it helps), but rather the classic story of a man battling monsters with swords and magical horns. And nakedness.

Hitman - Videogame movie adaptations are usually terrible, and "Hitman" really adheres to that mold. I have not heard anything good about this, and it pisses me off that this movie is in the top five, but the movie that I went to see this past weekend, "The Mist", opened at the number nine spot. What the fuck America. You fucking suck sometimes. I would have been totally OK if both of these movies switched spots on the countdown.

Bee Movie - Jerry Seinfeld's bee inspired computer generated movie keeps pulling in the big bucks, which will most likely lead to more insect-centric comedy for children. This is the only movie in the top five to have gone past the 100 million dollar mark, most likely due to the fact that it really has no competition from the other movie studios as far as CGI ("Beowulf" doesn't count) goes.

Hayden Panettiere Photo/Video Shoot

It's "Black Friday", and I am just waking up from my turkey induced comatose state. So, I should be shopping right? Well, technically . . . yes, but my paycheck doesn't arrive until next Friday. So I'm kinda screwed right now. But, this video of the photoshoot Hayden Panettiere recently did (which I posted some pictures from earlier this week) is making me feel OK about not joining everyone out there getting great deals on flat screen televisions. By the way, 42" 1080p flat screen, any format, would be a great present in case you're thinking about getting anything for BAFW this Christmas. Just putting it out there. Doesn't need to happen. Just in case someone with deep pockets and an appreciation for snarky posts on relatively unknown blogs happens to stumble upon this. Anyway, back to sleep and enjoy the video.

Heidi Klum Appreciates Boobs like an 8th Grader

This is one of those videos you might want to view with the sound turned on mute. Why? Because Heidi Klum is fucking nuts. Not "nucking futs", because it's not cute. It's some sort of serious dementia that turns slightly older supermodels into blathering 8th grade boys talking about how much they love boobs. I think she even resorts to comparing her rack to a pair of machine guns. I mean, who does that? Other than all of us, while we were going through puberty.

The Mist

I'm watching this today. When my wife gets home from work . . . yes, she's working and I'm at home, blogging. It's my day off. Where was I. Oh yeah, I loved Stephen King's story as a young boy, but I don't quite remember all of the particulars, like how it ends. There are some foggy memories of what happened towards the end, but Stephen King reveals in the quoted text below that the ending has been changed, by writer/director Frank Darabont, and that he actually loves it. So much indeed that . . . well, read for yourself:

Frank wrote a new ending that I loved. It is the most shocking ending ever and there should be a law passed stating that anybody who reveals the last 5 minutes of this film should be hung from their neck until dead.

So, there you have it. The Stephen King seal of approval. Now, if Hollywood could adapt one of the latest stories I read that he wrote, Cell, I'd be a happy man.

Perez Hilton vs. Avril Lavigne

I did not know that Avril Lavigne had an interweb feud brewing with celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton, but apparently, it's on like popcorn. She even "created" a site to help get votes to stop the Perez from talking about her . . . I think? I don't know, there's a short video and not much on there in the way of actual content, but check it out. This is lame right? Yeah . . . lame.

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I say they end their feud with guns. Like Tupac and Biggie did back in the day.

BAFW Goes "Green"

I'm just trying to do my part for the environment here. So, watch this video to get some tips on how to save the world. Courtesy of FunnyorDie.com and Will Ferrell, Adam McKay, and John C. Reilly.

Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pictures = Great Apology

I'm feeling a little guilty about the last two posts that made their way into BAFW. I mean, 2 chicks pooing into a cup and then eating it and vomiting into each other's mouths is not nice. Neither is (in my opinion) a pregnant Christina Aguilera's panty-less upskirt something that I want to wake up to in the morning. So, I figured that Hayden Panettiere's picture spread from Men's Vogue mag . . . wait . . . there's a Men's Vogue magazine? What? Why would they want Hayden Panettiere in there in bikini. I'd sooner think that they'd want Clay Aiken in a bikini to grace their pages with his (alleged) queerness. Not to say that all men who are into fashion are of the gay orientation, but if you're buying Men's Vogue, it's very likely that women don't give you a reason to pitch a tent in your pants. But, who am I to argue with a pictorial spread like this one. Enjoy the pictures, and consider this my apology for the last two posts.

Christina Aguilera Preggo Upskirt

Wednesday is truly shaping up to be a rather disgusting day. I mean, first the link to those two girls and their cup. Now, Christina Aguilera exiting a vehicle, showing us an upskirt without underpants! Remember that she's not getting chubby, but rather is incubating whatever her troll of a husband inseminated her with. So yeah, enjoy the picture, if you're into preggo-vag, until Photobucket decides that it's too inappropriate to keep. Which, should be by tomorrow.

Edit: Something called "Wikio" is listing this post and having people vote . . . on what exactly, I don't know, but go ahead and show some love for BAFW. Check it out here. BAFW's entry is listed 4th from the top. At least that's where it was showing up earlier today. You might need to look for it.

Two Girls One Cup

The Two Girls One Cup phenomenon is sweeping the nation, and up until today, I had heard about it, but had been completely oblivious as to what was going on in the video. Now I know, and my eyes want to beat me up. The images have been burned into my retinas, never to be forgotten, and they make me question the existence of God. Surely, if there were a God, he/she/it would not let something like this happen. Right? I'll let you decide. Click on the link below, and make sure you can devote a couple of minutes of screaming "no, stop!" and "why? Jeebus why?!" at your computer screen while you watch.

Two Girls One Cup

Hayden Panettiere Shows Upskirt

Hayden Panettiere attended some Victoria's Secret annual event . . . something to do with women's underwear I'm sure, or saving Japanese dolphins from bukkake, I could care less. What's important here is that, as she was exiting the automobile that took her to the event, she showed what might be her very first celebrity upskirt. Awww . . . she's growing up so fast. It is about time though. I have been expecting this (or maybe dreaming about it) to happen since she turned 18 years old, and since that was months ago, the wait feels like it was excessively long. Enjoy the pictures below, first one shows the upskirt, and the 2nd one shows her having a lot of fun trying to hide it from us. It's like a sexy peek-a-boo game.

Julia Roberts Handicapped?

Julia Roberts parked her SUV at a handicapped parking spot over the weekend, prompting me to wonder if having a giant mouth is a legitimate handicap. Sure, she can eat banana's sideways and probably eat a bag of dicks in one swallow, but does that really warrant her need to park as close as possible to the store, denying actual physically handicapped people from getting those spots? I don't think so. Maybe she can claim mental retardation as her reason for parking there. Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure America is the actual retarded party involved here. Think about it. You made her famous. Shame on you.

Heidi Klum's Buttcrack

Don't ask me which event Heidi Klum is at when these pictures were taken. That's not the important thing here. Neither is how the hell did Seal manage to bag this supermodel. Let's just put that to rest. Deal with the devil or Jesus's favorite human being. It could go either way. No, what's important, which you will see after you read this and scroll down, is the fact that the fashion competition show judge is wearing a dress that might not pass muster if one of the would-be designer's on "Project Runway" were to have designed it. It does a terrible job of covering up Heidi's buttcrack, but, if you're one of those "glass half full" people, then it does a fantastic job of showing Heidi's asscrack. Even Seal can't believe it, as you can clearly see where his eyes are focusing on.

End of the Week Search Terms

Just needed to pad out the blog with some quick search terms for your search viewing pleasure. Lot of interesting things in here, but it's more the usual strange depravity that tends to gravitate to this particular corner of the internet. I don't mind the visits, but maybe I'm getting a little concerned that this is the only kind of traffic I'll ever get . . .

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Opening Weekend Movies 11/16/07

Beowulf - This movie looks to be pretty good. The performance capture technology used here is a little less creepy than the last time Robert Zemeckis used it, so that's a plus. And there's also naked computer generated Angelina Jolie, which is also a welcome sight. But, the main reason I want to see this movie this weekend is not so much the movie, but rather a trailer for the upcoming J.J. Abrahms monster movie titled "Cloverfield". The studio is attaching that to the movie, and I'm a little psyched to see it. If I go watch this that is. I still have to convince the wife.

Love in the Time of Cholera - A love story, which just screams pondering chick flickedness to me. And yes, that's an actual word I just made up. So it's practically already in the next edition of the Webster's Dictionary. But, is this movie any good? Men with any amount of testosterone left in their bodies will avoid watching this, or might have to sacrifice watching this so they can use it as a bartering chip to watch something else later down the line that their "better half" would not want to go watch. I'm fortunate enough that my better half is not interested in this whatsoever.

Mr. Magorum's Wonder Emporium - What my wife might be interested in seeing this weekend is this movie, which stars Natalie Portman. She's got this weird crush on her, which I can understand. But the movie does not scream out to me as a must see. It does have that guy from "Arrested Development" in it, Jason Bateman, who is always funny, and Dustin Hoffman is in it as well. But I'd rather watch "Beowulf" this weekend. That's my pick.

Now that's Entertainment

I'm trying really hard not to come off as extremely mean here . . . because I think this person might have a touch of the Down Syndrome . . . but I mean. Just look at the video. Some people are just asking for it. She does have a better act than Britney Spears though.

Lindsay Lohan - Upskirt City

Lindsay Lohan is trying to turn her life around lately. After her DUI arrest, and subsequent stint in rehab up in Utah, she's all into community service and bettering herself. But, it's good to see that she still has time to get a little upskirt action for the masses. It's like, even though she wants to change, something subconsciously tells her to show off her panties as she exits an automobile. Just like her old self. I'm kind of glad she's showing a little restraint by actually wearing panties this time around. See . . . rehab works. But she might need to spend more time there to actually stop this behavior from popping up all the time. Just a thought.

BAFW Vacation 2007 Recap Part II

Monday, Nov 5th - This day started pretty early, at around 6 AM. Not because we had something special planned. No, this was because our internal clocks were still set to wake up at that time so we could get ready to go off to work. We did manage to get ourselves back to sleep for another hour and a half, because at 9 AM we had a Wyndham Vacation Ownership presentation to attend to. They were giving us $100 in chips for the Harrah's and a 2 for 1 buffet special at their buffet place. That, and a free 4 day vacation in 2008, where I'm sure we'll have to attend yet another one of these presentations. But that's the price you have to pay I guess.

That ended at around 11 AM. After that, the only thing on our agenda . . . other than gambling, was at the Mandalay Bay. Heather is crazy about sharks, and they have something there called the "Shark Reef", which is America's only predatory aquarium, or something like that. We headed out there, and got an early lunch before actually going in. Admission was about 30 bucks for the both of us, and we spent nearly an hour and a half in there, taking pictures of sharks, sea turtles, and other marine fauna. It was one of the better things that we did in Las Vegas while we were there, and I wouldn't mind checking it out again sometime in the future.

After that, we headed back to the Grand Desert Resort for some rest and relaxation before we hit the town again. We also realized that we needed groceries, so we ventured out into the not-so-nice areas just east of the strip looking for a grocery store. We found an Albertson's, and bought about 20 bucks worth of food. We had a kitchen, might as well use it. After buying that and getting it back to the resort, we took the shuttle to the Harrah's so we could get some dinner and cash in our $100 in chips that we had gotten at the presentation. We hit up a place called "Ming's Table" for dinner, which was a moderately priced Chinese restaurant. Probably some of the best food we had during our vacation was had here. After that we gambled a little at the Harrah's, walked to the Paris, where Heather discovered that she loved blackjack, and then headed back to the resort to (try) watch a movie. We had brought a couple of DVD's with us, and while we eventually watched "Fido" when we came back from vacation, we fell asleep while watching it the first time. Not because the movie was boring, it's rather good. But because we were pretty freaking exhausted from all the walking around we did that day.

BAFW Vacation 2007 Recap Part I

Sunday 11/04 - This day started with a time change, which totally fucked us up, because we had not been able to sleep at all the night before, and now we were getting an extra hour to sleep, which wasn't going to happen. So, we were up at around 7 AM. We got some coffee, got everything in the car to head out to Las Vegas, got some donuts and gassed up the car. By the time all of that was done, it was just about 9 AM, so we were on schedule. We stopped in Baker en route to Las Vegas for some brunch. We ate at a place called "The Mad Greek" at around 11:30 AM that day. If you've ever traveled from Los Angeles to Las Vegas on the I-15 highway, you've seen the billboards for this place. They advertise fresh strawberry shakes and the best gyros. I had a sampling of both, and I have to say that the shake was too sweet, and the gyro, while good, was just not as good as the ones we get here from our local Greek cafe.

We continued our little journey and arrived in Nevada at around 1:30 PM. Since Heather had never actually been to the Primm outlet stores, we thought it would be a good idea to check that out first. We walked around, Heather bought some stuff in stores that had great outlet prices, and also in stores that had regular prices. I picked up a shirt for 12 bucks that I probably would have paid 30 if I had bought it at a regular location. We also picked up a couple of souvenirs for a friend of ours who is going to have their birthday soon. Just a couple of shot glasses. We hopped back on the freeway at around 2:30 PM and continued our trip to Las Vegas after this little spat of commercialism.

We were not really in a hurry, due to the fact that check-in at the resort we were staying at was not until 4 PM. So, we drove around a little bit once we got to the city. We hit up the Hard Rock Hotel first, because that was the place closest to where we were staying. They had an interesting array of rock and roll photography on the way from the parking structure to the actual hotel/gambling area. But that was pretty much the only thing that caught my attention. Their actual gambling area was dismally small. We played a little bit of slots there, and we took off for our next destination.

After checking out a couple other hotels, it was finally time to check in. We had some great accommodations lined up that we got from my father-in-law. He's an owner of a timeshare through Wyndham Vacation Ownership, so he let us use some of his unused points to book our stay in Las Vegas. The whole time we were there, we only paid $25 for our room. That's not per day, that's from Sunday - Thursday. And we could have stayed until Friday, because they told us that was the actual day that we had opted to stay through. But Heather worked that Friday, so we had the option to check out any time we wanted on Thursday. Our room was great. It was not just a room, but more like a mini-one bedroom apartment. It had a kitchen, living room, bedroom and bathroom, very spacious, and overlooking the pool area. And this was their more modest unit.

We unloaded everything and then took their free shuttle to the Harrah's casino, were we played until about 9 PM. At this time, we were pretty exhausted from not sleeping the day before, and all the driving and walking around, so we took the shuttle back to the resort, where we tried to watch a DVD (Sid & Nancy) but fell asleep a few scenes into it.

Opening Weekend Movies - 11/09/07

Fred Claus - I guess Vince Vaughn wants to have himself some "Elf" money, just like Will Ferrell. Vince is funny enough, but this movie, which also stars Paul Giamatti, just looks a little dull. And is it me, or is it one month too early for Christmas movies? I know that the retailers are getting a jump on Black Friday this year by having early sales and what-not, but are movies also throwing themselves into the pre-Christmas breech one month too soon? Just out of principle, I'm going to avoid this movie.

Lions for Lambs - Robert Redford directs this movie, starring Meryll Streep and Tom Cruise in a story where lives are intertwined by war. While this might not be my current cup of tea, it does sound somewhat interesting. Something I might want to watch on DVD possibly. It's not getting my entertainment dollar just yet, but I'm going to keep this on the back burner in case I get bored one day and have nothing else to do but kill a couple of hours with a decent DVD.

P2 - While I originally thought that a parking garage horror thriller movie was a bad idea, I read Analog Medium's little write up on the movie, and they seem to be excited about it. I might need to rethink wether or not I want to see this in theaters now. Shit, thanks guys. They did have a point when they said that "The Hills Have Eyes" is a great re-make. Who knows, maybe there is terror to be had in a parking lot. I just hope it doesn't have to do much with keying people's cars. As a victim of such a heinous hate crime, it would hit too close to home.

BAFW Vacation 2007

As of 1:49 PM yesterday, BAFW is on vacation. My regular day job gets 2 weeks of vacation, and I'm taking my 2nd one of the year to go to Las Vegas this week. We leave tomorrow, and I won't be posting anything until I return. I would have done some on-the-trip blog posts, but my wife is adamant about us not taking the computer with us. I know, it doesn't make sense to me. She's worried that it might get stolen while we're there. So, I'll be back Friday, November 9th with a re-cap of what we did . . . nothing sexual though.

Maybe sexual. Depends really. OK, everything sexual.

Search Terms - Pre-Vacation Edition

Nothing really interesting this week. I'm just posting this up because . . . well, I'm too lazy to look for anything worthwhile. I'm not rushing off to a job interview this time around though. I'll tell you folks (the one or two that might be interested) how that went in a few days. But, this might be one of my last posts here for a while. Starting tomorrow, at 1:49 PM PST, I'm on vacation. Until next weekend. But don't worry, I'll be back to post stupid celebrity bullshit posts and funny videos soon enough.

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