Julia Roberts parked her SUV at a handicapped parking spot over the weekend, prompting me to wonder if having a giant mouth is a legitimate handicap. Sure, she can eat banana's sideways and probably eat a bag of dicks in one swallow, but does that really warrant her need to park as close as possible to the store, denying actual physically handicapped people from getting those spots? I don't think so. Maybe she can claim mental retardation as her reason for parking there. Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure America is the actual retarded party involved here. Think about it. You made her famous. Shame on you. 
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