Heidi Klum Appreciates Boobs like an 8th Grader

This is one of those videos you might want to view with the sound turned on mute. Why? Because Heidi Klum is fucking nuts. Not "nucking futs", because it's not cute. It's some sort of serious dementia that turns slightly older supermodels into blathering 8th grade boys talking about how much they love boobs. I think she even resorts to comparing her rack to a pair of machine guns. I mean, who does that? Other than all of us, while we were going through puberty.