I believe that summer has officially started. It's not something that is predicated by any specific date of the year, or when the temperatures get hot, or hotter than the previous year (Al Gore was right). No, it's when celebrities come out "en force" rocking their favorite two pieced swimsuit . . . the bikini. To the right of this paragraph, you've got Hillary Duff in one, and it's a small picture because I don't particularly find her interesting . . . or attractive. But she's here, because she's in a bikini. Are you seeing a pattern forming here? More celebrities, skimpily clothed, and sometimes soaking wet, below this. 
Someone tell Hilary Swank that she really should try an eskimo parka this summer. Or, maybe she can dress up as a boy (which, from the looks of it, she's got the body for) and make out with Chloe Sevigny. Oh wait, she's done that already.
I'm not sure just what kind of hand gesture Lindsay Lohan is throwing at us in that picture. But, it's either "I want to munch on your rug", or "Do you have a cigarette . . . or 20?", or she might be asking for a double serving of "party water". What is more important is the curvature of her stomach. Is she hiding a lifetime supply of vodka in there?
Hayden Panettiere (still only 17) is hitting the beach in a bikini as well. That's really all I can say about that. In case the Feds are watching.
My wife told me that Mandy Moore was looking old lately. I don't know if that's the word I would use. She's definitely not "Panettiere'ish". But, she's still looking pretty OK lately. A little on the frumpy side in that bikini, but not bad.
If you get the Victoria's Secret catalogs in the mail, then you already know who Alessandra Ambrosio is. And if you know who she is, chances are you are a guy, that does not live with a woman, who is still getting those catalogs. Dude, what's up with that? You have no idea how they got your name and address right? Suuuuuure. One more of Hayden Panettiere picture and that's it for the day.
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