It's still summer, evidenced by the fact that it's only 8:30 Am here in Southern California, and my house is already feeling a little on the hot oven'ish side. Celebrities know this as well, which is why they keep showing up in bikinis, and people keep taking pictures of them. Cameron Diaz, taking time from her busy schedule of pissing off Peru (hey, that's where I'm from) hits the beach in this bikini, which is distracting me from her weird face and forcing my attention to other areas of her body. For a chick that's in her mid-thirty's, she's not looking half bad. I mean, she could look worse right? Now, if we could do something about her face. Maybe a paper bag. But that wouldn't really work at the beach. Plastic bag? You say it could be dangerous? I'm willing to take that risk. Just think of how much better the picture below this would look if you couldn't see that face. 
Next celebrity, and we're kind of stretching the definition of that here, is Kim Kardashian, and her ginormous Armenian ass. This chick, who is only famous for being Paris Hilton's best friend and fellow amateur porno chick, hit the beaches as well, and I hear, caused ten foot waves in Japan after jumping into the ocean.
And, I'm glad she was able to find a circus tent that was not currently being used to cover up a little after she was done causing tsunamis with her ass.
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