Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Upskirt City - Firecrotch

Well, it was bound to happen eventually. Nipple slips - check. Multiple bikini sightings - check. Super-rich boyfriend man-handling you in public - check. Acting out a blowjob on film - check. Exposing your coochie for the world to see was the only natural course of action here. If this wasn't pre-meditated, then it's nature's way of balancing itself out. So, what classy spin will the Lohan's people take here? Heat exhaustion led her to forget to put some underpants on? Possible. Maybe dehydration affected her brain so much that she thought a dress made out of lampshade material would effectively cover all of her naughty bits. I wonder if she'll get an angry letter from Morgan Creek productions now telling her that her behavior is so unacceptable, the only job they have for her now is servicing the movie crew behind the soundstage. Someone give her a hand-towel. She's got a lot of work to do.

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