Action News!

I don't watch the news because it bores me to the point of slumber . . . but, maybe I should start watching FOX news. I haven't seen a fight this brutal in quite sometime . . . and it's not even scripted (like wrestling). All that's missing here is some gladiator weapons and a couple of trap-doors holding exotic feline man-eaters. And someone in a toga that would give the thumbs up/down to the winner.