Gwyneth Paltrow - Baby Hi-Five

I've given babies high fives before. Never in the face though. I usually try to at least aim for that little hand, or maybe even their tiny feet if I'm feeling playful. But, since Gwyneth spends so much time in England with "rocker" husband Chris Martin of Coldplay, maybe this is how they do it in the UK. You know they do things weird up there anyway. Fries = chips? What in God's (Jeebus) name is that all about?!

Or maybe, she was trying to shield her baby's face from the papparazzi, but suffocation is not usually the best way to do this. Maybe a plastic bag. Yeah, that would work.