Gwen Stefani Video Abortion

I used to like Gwen Stefani when she was with No Doubt. Their music really defined the times, and it was fun. Gwen's solo career has left me a little confused. I mean, what's up with this song, that has yodeling solos? And the "Fergiesque"ness of the whole video just makes me want to throw up (haha, because Fergie faked bulimia to cover up her meth addiction . . . *knee slapper). This is what music should NOT sound like. Anyone who likes this is a douche. Mega-douche.

Zombified Zombie Movie Remake

A lot of people have a problem with "Day of the Dead". It's often compared (negatively) to Romero's "Dawn of the Dead" movie. I am of the opinion that the movie is pretty friggin' great. But hey, that's just my opinion right. Since remaking horror movies is the "it" thing these days, it's only natural that it was due for a remake. This time around, I'm going to side with "Dawn of the Dead" as the better of the two remakes. They both feature the new fast zombies . . . but the first of the two remakes doesn't have Nick Cannon. And while he may be high-larious, he has no business being in a zombie movie. Specially one that is a remake of one of my favorite all time movies. But, there he is, along with Mena Suvari and Ving Rhames (who was in the Dawn-remake . . . but now is a different character??). Check out the trailer below. Quicktime is needed.

Day of the Dead remake trailer

Girl Fight Friday - Skate Park Hussle

These girls are young. That's probably why they can't fight very well. There's a couple of good hits in here, specially towards the end when the heftier of the two goes into "killer windmill" mode, but that's only the last 20 seconds of the video. A third girl gets a good kick in when one of the two is in a headlock (and pinching the other girl's leg . . . wtf?), and that was memorable. The only redeaming thing about this fight is the black and white. Everything looks classier in black and white. It's like I'm watching "Casablanca" with hair-pulling.

Free Jimmy Trailer

It's not every day that someone can find a trailer for a CG-animated movie that has sex, drugs, violence, and a paranoid pill-popping elephant in it. Not to mention the swearing. Which is why I think I'm in love with this movie. I don't know if this will actually play in America, but I'm getting the DVD as soon as I can. It's too bad I don't have a region-free DVD player. I needs me one of those. This movie is actually Norwegian, and it had the script re-written by Simon Pegg (of "Shaun of the Dead"), and of course, dubbed in the Queen's English. Watch it and love it mates.

HDH - Tricia Helfer

It's been a rough week or so at work. People are missing days, work is piling up, calls never cease and the e-mail pours in like sand, choking my desire to work, and my available time for posting. This is an excuse of course. That's why I haven't been able to post much of anything this past week. "OH, but there was that terrifically insightful Uwe Boll post you had up" you're telling yourself. While I have posted things this week, it shies in comparison to my usual output. Mix in my employer's blocking of this particular address (yeah . . . douche-move) and me being preoccupied with thoughts of switching employers all-together . . . and that just makes for more excuses. Let's move on though. Focus on what's important. And that's Tricia Helfer. Continuing my secret love affair with the women of "Battlestar Galactica" (because Edward James Olmos in a bikini is not a nice sight). There she is, on the right, looking forlorn because she has no pants, and below, wondering if I will let her have those pants after all. But no, she does not get pants. She should never have to wear pants. Tricia Helfer (along with every single HDH here at BAFW) should be legally bound to never wear pants. Ever. I'm not going so far as having to walk around nude. I am not that tyranical of a despot. Bras and panties works for me. Your thoughts are appreciated on this plan of action. Leave a comment.

Phishing for Suckers

I got a phishing e-mail today. I don't get these too often, and when I do, it's usually from Uganda or somewhere like that telling me that someone needed my help in claiming 6 million dollars from some guy's inheritance. This one, is a little different. This particular e-mail looks like it comes from Coca-Cola, and promises that I have won some bogus British lottery prize money worth 1 million Euros. For a second I thought . . . whoa. But then, reality set in. And a quick search on Google for "The Coca Cola Company Official Prize Notification" yeilded the results I was expecting. Here's a screenshot of the e-mail. Don't get suckered.



Oh, and next time you try to defraud me, remember . . . I am a Pepsi drinker. Not much of a Coke fan.

Boll Keeps Filming

And it makes the baby Jesus cry. Uwe Boll, cinematic mastermind behind "House of the Dead", "Alone in the Dark" and "Bloodrayne" is making a sequel to his hugely successful "Bloodrayne" movie which will take the vampire (re-cast) to the old west. Because setting a vampire movie in a locale where it's sunny most of the time is a fantastic idea. If you haven't seen any of Uwe Boll's movies, then you might not have noticed the slight tinge of sarcasm that is permeating this post. When I said "successful", what I mean was "not successful". See how that works? Just how un-successful was "Bloodrayne"? Well, it cost $25 million to finance, and it took in $3.5 million . . . . worldwide.

Who keeps giving this guy money to make more crappy movies nobody watches? Here is my prediction as to what he will throw on screen and force unsuspecting movie-watchers to view. Based on his previous cinematic offerings . . . this is the only logical progression.
Bloodrayne 2: Pooptacular

Girl Fight Friday - Nightime Bout

I love it when things like this happen. What I don't love is the picture quality some of these videos have. What they did shoot it with? A Betamax camcorder from 1989? I think I saw better footage shot on "The Blair Witch Project" . . . But, it's still a fight between two chicks, so you kind of deal with the picture quality. Kind of how when you used to try to watch scrambled porn channels on cable.

Not sure if you knew this trick, but back in the day, you would change the channel on the cable box itself. Say Playboy or Spice was on channel 99. The television itself was set to channel 3 at all times. If you changed the channel on the television, then all of the channels would come through all screwy. And most of the time, one channel off. This is when you would tune into channel 98, and while the colors would be off and not look normal, you could make out enough of a picture that you could see the actual sex acts being performed. And every 15-30 seconds (I can't really remember the exact time) the picture would come through perfect before deteriorating again.

So, this is a tip that is useless unless you want to build a time machine and warp back in time to teach your former teenaged self new and inventive ways to score free pornography. So . . . yeah . . . what were we talking about again?

Opening Weekend Moving Pictures for Make Benefit of Glorious Eyes of America

Borat - Yeah, that little post title is my homage if you will to the comic genius that spills forth from Sacha Baron Cohen's head. I don't think I've wanted to go watch a movie more on opening weekend than this one right here. I am a fan of "Da Ali G Show" on HBO, which keeps my cable bill nice and fat every month, and his Borat character is some of the best stuff that is on that show. But, will it appeal to America? Sure, if we can laugh at ourselves. My personal prediction for this movie is that it will come in 2nd at the box office. Why? Well . . . you can't beat the family movie dollar business that the next movie on the list is going to make.

Flushed Away - No, this is not a CGI adventure tale of what happens to the stuff that comes out of my rectum every other day (or so . . . sometimes twice on weekend days). And rightly so, I don't think the American public would go for such a daring movie concept. No, this "Flushed Away" is family-friendly (which equals cash money) and is brought to you by Dreamworks (makers of Shrek . . . ugh) and Aardman animation (makers of Wallace and Gromit . . . yay!). The combined forces of these two studios should push out any competition by the wayside. It is pretty cool to see Aardman dipping into the CGI pool. Previously, they've been known for their great claymation work . . . but sadly, their whole studio went up in flames after the release of the last Wallace and Gromit movie . . . so this may be a new direction in animation that they might intend on keeping.

The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause - If you go watch this third installment in "The Santa Clause" trilogy . . . you're going to need an escape clause for life. You really don't deserve to live if you take your kids to this. Why? It's like child abuse. Seriously. And didn't Tim Allen just make a Christmas movie last year as well? Is that all he does now? I'd rather him do nothing, but at the rate that I'm getting things that I want . . . that should happen just around 15 minutes from never.

This week in selected theaters . . .

Ahh, fuck the indies. Nobody cares about your Sundance wins or Cannes Palm D'Or douchebaggery award. God, your pretentiousness just pisses me off indies. Here's a list . . . but I'm not even given you synopsi.

Volver

Yeah, one entry in the indie list. Goddamn slackers. They're all probably at a Starbucks moping about their wireless connection not downloading some emo MP3's fast enough.

Search Junkie - Getting my Fix on Late

I've been quite busy lately. Wednesday I was not at work, so no blogging, and yesterday was pretty vicious in the amount of work I actually had to do. I hate it when I have to earn my pay. *ugh* But, here I am again, on a Friday, displaying just what you people like to search for. Bad habits man. I have noticed lately that most of the searches are getting more complex. Instead of looking just for "upskirts" you people are now looking for things like "getting out of a car panty shots". Well, at least you know what you want to see. Here's the list.

lindsay lohan shaved lady parts - Google Search
UPSKIRT NO PANTS - BlogSearch
morgan webb toes - Google Search
avril - BlogSearch
emma watson boob size - Google Search
MORGAN WEBB FHM - Google Search
rachel bilson fight - Google Search
Figure skating oops pictures - Google Search
emma watson nip slips - Google Search
grace-park - Google Search DE
Basic Instinct.mpeg - Google Search VN
haven. slip.com - Google Search
hathaway rack - Google Search
"aniston nude clips", "the break up" - Google Search
"emma watson feet" - Google Search HU
scarlett nipslip - Google Search IT
failure to launch screen caps - Google Search
sexy upskirt of figures skating women - Google Search CA
anna farris pictures - Google Search
maggie grace nude slip - Google Search UK
rachel weisz nipple slip - Google Search
joaquin phoenix photos naked - BlogSearch
australia snake panties - Google Search
lilly allen upskirt - Google Search UK
lindsay lohan without panties at the Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards - Google Search
rachel bilson - Google Search
portman v for vendetta schoolgirl - Google Search
basic instinct leg crossing scene .mpeg - Google Search
jaime commercials actress - MSN Search
nsfw clips - Google Search RU
emma watson panties - Google Search IE
lindsay lohan upskirt cannes - AOL Search
Anne Hathaway nipslip - Google Search DE
"something is rotten in Denmark" "true romance - Google Search TR
golden nip slip - Google Search
upskirt site:blogspot.com/ - Google Search TR
tv presenters upskirt - Google Search IE
lohan nickelodeon - AOL Search
"wife wears glasses" - Google Search SE
picture of leg cross of sharone stone - Google Search
screencaps, bettie page - Google Search
lindsay lohan accidental exposure - Google Search
hi-five - BlogSearch
don't know upskirt - Google Search PH
emma watson paparrazi photos - Google Search
linsey lohan exposed - AOL Search
cisco henson - Google Search
Katherine McPhee panties - MSN Search
nip slip skater - Google Search
lindsay lohan blogspots - Google Search MX
cdr jack hanzlik - Google Search
lindsay lohan oops Nickelodeon - Google Search IT
hentia cortana - Google Search
sharon stone kill first scene from basic instinct mpg - Google Search AR
Emma Watson upskirt screen grabs - Google Search
rachel bilson nipple the last kiss - Google Search UK
french gymnast peeing video - Google Search IN
wrestling wardrobe malfunction - Google Search
getting out of a car panty shots - Google Search UK
her pubes - AltaVista Search
sideboob on "america's funniest home videos - Google Search
my natural breasts - BlogSearch
Cashier check+ female + internet fraud - Google Search
"music video screencaps" beyonce - Google Search CA
eva longoria oops "no panties" - Google Search TR
sexygirls without bra - Google Search IN
paparazzi hairy - AltaVista Search IT
gauntlet nipple slip mtv - Google Search
bynes nip - Google Search
katharine mcphee's butt - Google Search
Emilie De Ravin - BlogSearch
cortana hentai - Google Search
anne hathaway nude havoc video - BlogSearch FR
mexico legalizes - Google Search
"kimberly stewart" upskirt - Google Search SE
"rachel mcadams" "taking a dump" - Google Search
Daniel Radcliffe's penis - Google Search SK
gretchen moll - Google Search
The Hills Have Eyes screencaps - Google Search UK
"error code 190017" - Google Search
australian+presenter+no underwear+snake - Google Search SE
Emma Watson upskirt photos - Google Search
jennifer love hewitt naughty christmas wish - Google Search UK
photo of jesse mccartney smoking - Google Search
british tv presenters upskirt - Google Search
natalie portman in schoolgirl dress - Google Search
footlong - BlogSearch
Frances bean Cobain Courtney Love riding horses - Google Search
daniel radcliffe hairy nipple - Google Search UK
snuff killer fightvideo - Google Search DE
japanese figure skater nip slip - Google Search
"In Her Shoes" ScreenCaps - Google Search
emma watson 2006.mpg - Google Search
pete wentz wmp interview - Google Search
hentai blogs - BlogSearch
south of the border "going down on her" - Google Search
pantyless crotch shot - Google Search NZ
bb sam papparazzi no panties - Google Search UK
bianca upskirt - Google Search
andy milanokis age - Google Search
ashanti nip slip youtube - Google Search
Scarlett Johanssen Panty Photos - Netscape Search
fake nude rachel bilson - Google Search UK

TuGMO - Pajama Party

Girls in matching pajamas. Check. Making out. Check. A little tounge action. Check. Personal lubricant & towels. I'll leave that up to you. What more can I provide for you. These two chicks are doing most of the job anyway. Contribute something to the damn party for crying out loud. But not crabs. Leave those at the free clinic.

Upskirt City - Bianca Gascoigne

So, who is this chick and why do we care about her here at BAFW enough to post up an entry dedicated to her. I'm sure that you, as I earlier today, had never heard of Bianca Gascoigne. Unless you get a satellite feed from the UK and love their reality television programming. See, Bianca is part of some show called "Love Island", which I guess has something to do with love and an island. The concept is truly avant-garde. But still, why do we care right? Not like British chicks are all that and a bag of fish & chips. The little picture below this paragraph will shed some light on why, and some light on a place where the sun don't shine much either.


Ah yes, the upskirt. Even though we have no idea just what the status of this international C-list celebrity is currently, we can't resist a good upskirt picture. And by good upskirt, we mean one with the whole vag' showing. That's why I passed on the posting of the Avril Lavigne upskirts from last week. Sure, it was a valid upskirt, and she's not horrible looking (anymore), but she was wearing underoos or something. While that may look cute (and bordeline pedophiliac), if you don't show the pink taco, you're not getting posted. That's a brand new decree here at BAWF. No bearded clams . . . no Upskirt City post. Period.

Penguin Epic

"March of the Penguins" was great and all . . . but if you thought it was missing something, and by something I mean some raunchy humor courtesy of comedians and some wacky voice-over work, then "Farce of the Penguins" is the movie you've been waiting for. Below is a link to the trailer for it, which looks to be pretty funny (if you are into this sort of stuff). I'll watch it. I think I'm one of the few people that actually enjoyed "The Aristocrats" and "Jesus is Magic", so this feels like something I can get behind (if you know what I mean . . . but not in a bestiality sort of way).

Trailer Link

You will need Quicktime to watch this. I finally can watch Quicktime trailers (most of the time) at work ever since one of the cooler IT guys hooked me up with access.

Television Imitates Life

The picture below is high-larious. I mean, look at the news anchor. Then, look at the picture of the rapist that they're reporting on. Did this guy at any point in time during the newscast do a double-take and say to himself "Wait, what the fuck? When did I start raping?" This just kind of cements the way that the police views the black man. They all look alike.

Holy shit! He's already in your house!

Search Junkie - I Needs mah Search Terms

I tried to quit cold turkey man. But the search terms . . . they call out to me. And Sitemeter is so great about telling me just what you people are always looking for. So, like a weak punk, I crawl back to it's abusive and exploitative search smack. I love you search terms. *sobs*

slither nip slip - Google Search
katherine mcphee wardrobe - Google Search
portman vendetta schoolgirl - Google Search
salma +"snake dance" +clip - Google Search UK
linsey lohan camel toe - MSN Search
basic instinct legs clip - Google Search UK
gymnast peeing - Google Search
scarlett johansson - BlogSearch
photo of kristen dunst buyt - Google Search
australia snake upskirt children funny - Google Search SE
rachel bilson nipple shot - Google Search
french gymnast peeing - Google Search
boobless emma watson - Google Search
schnoze - Google Search
anne hathaway brokeback nude wmv - Google Search
emma watson nip slip - Google Search
scarlett - BlogSearch
kate bosworth, before and after - Google Search ES
"brazilian wax" - BlogSearch
linsey lohan butt - Google Search
wardrobe malfunction photos - BlogSearch
upskirt - BlogSearch
blogs are for wusses - MSN Search UK
katherine mcphee's nipples - Google Search
rachel mcadams screencaps - Google Search FR
jennifer connely nude - Blogdigger
emma watson malfunction - Google Search AR
shaved blogurl - BlogSearch
sheer bra perversion - Google Search UK
tv upskirt no panties - BlogSearch
Eva Mendes - Naver Search
Jenny McCarthy pooped her pants - Google Search
jessica alba ass - AltaVista Search
emma watson panties - Google Search
hostel screencaps clips - Google Search
katherine mcphee sexy photo - Google Search
Olympic Nipple Slip - MSN Search
Maggie Grace nipple - Google Search NL
(Pants off) Pete Wentz-Fall Out Boy - Google Search
blingo - Technorati Search
hillbilly no underwear upskirt - Google Search AU
anne hathaway armpit hair - Google Search AU
nude men blogurl: - BlogSearch
foxnews youtube upskirt - Google Search
emma watson boob slip - Google Search
rachel mcadams oops and upskirt - Google Search
mariah carey thunder thighs - Google Search UK
Morgan Webb fhm - Google Search
panty viewing - Google Search ZA
marianna's trench - say anything music videos - Google Search CA
+ts25+cheating - Google Search CH
nsfw-clips - Google Search SE
tv presenter upskirt - MSN Search UK
emma watson caught drinking - Google Search
fully clothed pissing - BlogSearch
jaime little - Yahoo Search
"emilie de ravin" "rape scene" - Google Search
Anne Hathaway masturbate - Google Search SE
Evangeline Lilly nip - Google Search
actress see through papparazi - Google Search
new mix shit - Yahoo Seach
tara reid nip sip - Google Search
wedgie spanking - Google Search
lohan crotch shot kids choice - Google Search
footjob vma - Google Search SE
Lindsay lohan upskirt kids choice - Google Search
emma watson's thong - Google Search UK
linsey lohan accidental flash - Yahoo Search
lindsay lohan upskirt at nick kids awards - Google Search
reese whitherspoon - Google Search
linsey lohan's bare behind nude pics - Yahoo Search
anne hathaway havoc mpg - Google Search
scarlett johanssen nipple - MSN Search
lindsay lohan nipples moscow - Google Search
Emma Watson's stomach - Google Search
Sharon Stone's accident crotch shot - Google Search

Moby - New York New York

OK, I'm officially loving Moby again. Platonically mind you. This video has some crazy dance moves, wild costume changes, and Moby break-dancing. Or someone that looks like Moby. They do wonders with computer generated effects these days. I enjoyed the video, you should as well. If you don't . . . then you're Eminem. In that case . . . what are you doing here Slim Shady? Shouldn't you be watching your "Crank Yankers" DVD's?

Corporate is teh Nuts

We're at the mercy of our higher-ups, as some of you are as well out there. It's inevitable. Unless you work for yourself, you're always going to have someone trying to tell you how to do everything . . . from dealing with customers to which religion's business management model you should adhere to. If the company I work for could regulate our breathing, I'm pretty sure they would have already done so.

So, what is precipitating this post? A little e-mail we got. I'm not going to repost it. That would not be appropriate, but I will paraphrase. The basic message is that we should support trial users on the phone. While this is a dashing and fantastic idea in theory, it really does not work in practice? Why? Because the people that use trial versions have not actually purchased the product. They have it for free.

We're not all heart-less in tech support. We do answer questions from trial users via e-mail. The thing is, in the e-mail that came trickling down all the way to us via our department heads, it says, explicitly, that we have to support the customers on the phone. We can't tell them that we will send them an e-mail to deal with the problem. ON THE PHONE. The little problem is, that, not even our regular paid clients with 1 purchased license of the product get free phone support.

After we've gotten them running properly with their trial versions, we're supposed to tell them that after they purchase the product, that they will have access to the 24/7 e-mail support service and the $19.95/incident telephone tech support. So, essentially, if they buy the product, their level of support actually decreases. I'm scratching my head as I think about the way that I'm going to break that little nugget of delicious disappointment to the customer.

As I stated in the title of this post . . . corporate is teh nuts.

HDH - Scarlett Johansson

I'm pretty sure that Scarlett Johansson has been featured in the "Hump Day Hottie" posts in the past . . . but Jeebus-be-damned, she's never been photographed just wearing an unbuttoned sweater, short-shorts and knee-high socks. Wow. My eyes have boners right now. This comes from Allure magazine, which is truly living up to it's name and provides us with this alluring image. I don't remember exactly when Scarlett went from okay looking with a slightly deep voice, to hotter than the sun with . . . but I don't care. And those all-natural breasts. You can't beat that. The slight tug of gravity. Fake boobs just don't compare with the real thing. Thank you, from the bottom of BAFW's croth, Scarlett Johansson.

*Note - I prepped this post on Monday. You don't know how much I've been waiting for Wednesday to come around to make this post schedule appropriate. This is the first Wednesday in a while that I have looked forward to.

Bush Sails the Interweb on the Computerbox

Our president is great. The video above details his prominent knowledge on the internet . . . which starts with him using "the Google" and ends with him looking at his ranch on "Google Earth" or "Google Maps". I'm not sure what he uses because he doesn't even know what he's using. He knows what he doesn't use though . . . e-mail. Our president never e-mails and doesn't receive e-mails. Because he's afraid of what he's going to get. Has this guy ever heard of spam-blockers? Just think about that America. This is who you elected to lead the world's most powerful nation. Someone who doesn't know how to use an e-mail page. Let's just hope he doesn't know how to use the button that launches the "nu-cu-lar" weapons we have.

BAWF Music Recommends

I like music. You should like the music I like. It's only natural really. Use the below to find an LCD Soundsystem (Daft Punk is playing at their house) track that lasts for 45 minutes. It was commissioned by Nike, and it's for jogging . . . I think. Who knows. I do know that is is free. So, what are you waiting for.

Click Me

I just hope where you're at there isn't a ridiculously set up firewall system that slows down the 1st quarter's worth of the download to a sub-dial-up'ish crawl (2.1 KB/sec!) before it speeds up to a more acceptable speed. The file is a good 43+ MB's in size.