Halle Berry Knocked Up

After weeks worth of speculation (really . . . people were really wondering for that long?), it has finally been revealed that Halle Berry is pregnant. With a baby? Yes, a baby. Some might think that waiting until you are 41 to conceive a child might be pushing it a little, but when you are as hot as Halle Berry, you have to milk your looks for as long as you can. Now that she's past 40, and there are other hot(ter?) celebrities out there to take her place, she can afford to settle down, raise some children, and eat bon bons all day long. That's what mothers do, right? I am not well versed in the whole motherhood business, but it's kind of like "Married with Children", right? Her model boytoy will take up a job selling shoes while she adopts a bee-hive hairdo and neglects the children. Whatever happens, you can say goodbye to this body. You will not want to see her in a bikini in a couple of months when she starts showing . . . unless you're into that.

Keira Knightley Definately Not Anorexic

I don't know why people think that Keira Knightley is too thin. I mean, look at her. She looks healthy, and plump. Maybe a little too plump. Come on Keira, lay off the jelly donuts for a second. But, she's serious about not being called anorexic. She'll sue your ass if that thought even crosses your mind.

The Daily Mail published a photograph of the 21-year-old on a beach, with remarks about her weight, in an article about a girl who had died of anorexia.

Ms Knightley claims the article implies she has been dishonest in denying having any such problems.

In a statement via her lawyers, Ms Knightley said she would also challenge the suggestion that she is responsible and to blame for the tragic death of the teenage girl by setting a bad example.

So, please, stop these outrageous rumors about Ms. Knightley and her "unhealthy weight". As I said earlier, these pictures are clear proof that Keira is all about healthy image. I'm surprised it's not a Christmas ham that's hugging her in the second picture below.

Oops, She's Done it Again

Britney Spears needs to get spayed. Who else pops kids out of their vag's every year, on the year? Toothless Appalachian hicks that's who. I guess her family tree might have some roots in that particular segment of the American population. Here is the rumor that's going around the inter-high-webs.

In one widely circulated photo, Spears was shown throwing up peanut butter and reports said she had been drinking, but according to ITW, Spears has been skipping the booze.

"Her dancers were indulging in Malibu rum and pineapple drinks and taking shots of vodka," a witness to a January 14 party at a Las Vegas casino told the mag. "But Britney drank bottled water."

Spears gave birth to her second child only four months ago — but friends point out that she got pregnant for the second time only three months after having her first child.

"I've seen her during the last two pregnancies and she has the same look now," a "pal who sees Britney every week" told the mag. "She's heavier, but that's not it. It's the sparkle in her eye. She always gets that sparkle when she's pregnant, like she's relaxed and happy."

That sparkle might just be the some twinkie-filling she got on her face after devouring a case of baked snacks. I'm just saying. The old Britney Spears is dead, people. Get used to the new "baby-factory" Britney. It doesn't look like she's stopping any time soon.

Calling all Mac-Addicts - iPhone?

While I'm not big on cell-phones (why do they work everywhere except your own home?!), this leaked, potential design for the long-rumored iPhone is intriguing. I mean, no buttons? Is it as big as a Nano? What gives? It looks much nicer than my current LG cellphone, but just how much is Apple expecting its rabid fan-base (I include myself in that category) to pay for this? So many questions. I'll be making a phone call this weekend. Part wishing someone a merry X-mas, and part information gathering.