Protect America from Zombies!

You know, I was not a big proponent of George W. Bush taking office . . . but, seeing this video now, and knowing what his stance is on the looming zombie apocalypse, I think he needs to stay in office another 2 terms. At least. He can be the FDR of the 21st century. Think about it. Do you really think Hillary Clinton could kill a zombie? Maybe John McCain . . . that guy is bad ass. The vietcong stuck him in a cage man. And Barak Obama? He'd probably just try to out-dance the zombies. No way. I am suddenly a Republican thanks to this video.

Thanks to the guys over at Analog Medium for making me see the truth.

FOX News Channel Faking It

Fake news shows are one of my favorite types of programming. Sure, they usually skew liberal, but they're smartly written and thoroughly enjoyable. Just watch "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" or "The Colbert Report". Great satire laced with sarcasm and terrificly written (not like this last sentence). And then the FOX News Channel made an attempt at cooking up the same recipe. Too bad they completely fail at being funny and actually come across as hating black people (confirmed to hate at least one black person) in the process. Is this what happens when Republicans make fun of Democrats and Liberals? The "The 1/2-Hour News Hour" just looks like crap, and apparently they can only make 1 person laugh. Seriously, what's with that guy. Is that Bill O'Reilly laughing in the audience? Could be Rush Limbaugh.