Protect America from Zombies!

You know, I was not a big proponent of George W. Bush taking office . . . but, seeing this video now, and knowing what his stance is on the looming zombie apocalypse, I think he needs to stay in office another 2 terms. At least. He can be the FDR of the 21st century. Think about it. Do you really think Hillary Clinton could kill a zombie? Maybe John McCain . . . that guy is bad ass. The vietcong stuck him in a cage man. And Barak Obama? He'd probably just try to out-dance the zombies. No way. I am suddenly a Republican thanks to this video.

Thanks to the guys over at Analog Medium for making me see the truth.

Hillary Clinton's Anti-Cookie Platform

I'm not really up to date with all of the political what-not that's going on right now as America ramps up for the 2008 Presidential election, so I've never seen Hillary Clinton say anything about cookies. These kids on the other hand, did notice, and decided to take action. And why not? Cookies are fucking delicious. What is wrong with Hillary Clinton! Fuck that bitch. I'm sure Barak Obama loves a good cookie. Plus, his name's way cooler. Like he's a Klingon or something.