Repo: The Genetic Opera

You know how OSX:Leopard just blew my mind with its infinite awesomeness. Well, I was brought back by the trailer for this movie. What the fuck. It's an operatic horror movie from the guys that made those "Saw" flicks that will come out every Halloween for the rest of recorded existance. And it has Paris Hilton . . . singing? Watch the trailer, and fight the urge to self-immolate like a buddhist monk. Seriously. I'm really considering dousing myself in gasoline and setting myself on fire after watching this.

Upskirt City - Fergie (AKA - Horror Fans Edition)

So, that happened this past weekend during a Super Bowl performance of hers. Fergie shows off her upskirt with pride. Which makes me wonder . . . why would anyone want to see that? I bet you she can run around Los Angeles, skirt over her head and a sign that says "Free Entry - Just Ask" and not one man not-named "Josh Duhamel" would want to park their salami in that death trap.

Wait . . . oh God, I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. That's one of the many dangers of posting up pictures of Fergie. I think the camel-toe that is visible pushed me over the edge. I'm going to go scrub my eyes out with bleach now. See you (or not) later.