Marvel Fucks with My Head

This fucking full length trailer for the second Fantastic Four movie is . . . well, it really makes me want to go watch it. I don't know why. There are better comic book inspired movies coming out this year (or in 300's case, already have come out). I mean, Spider-Man 3 is right around the corner. But, is it just flashy editing and putting in all the cool parts in a tight 2 minute package designed to fool me into going to go watch this? At least, if I go watch this, I go in with low expectations. If it happens to be not terrible, then that could only be a positive, right? Oh well, I've spent more money on dumber things in the past. 20 bucks in June won't break the bank.

If you're not down with the YouTube'y definition of this video (who would) then check out the film's official trailer site here for high definition trailer screens that will fill your screen with what would appear to be greatness.

Fantastic Four: The Rise of the Silver Surfer Teaser

Can it be? An actual teaser trailer for a movie that I was not particularly awaiting with open arms that has changed my mind. Completely? I was not a big fan of the first "Fantastic Four" movie. But, there is more great action in this minute and a half of footage than in the whole running time of the first movie. So, maybe this will improve on the previous cinematic incarnation. Or, this could be the only good scene in 2 hours worth of crap. Either way, it kicks all sorts of ass. And the Silver Surfer looks pretty damn cool.



Prepare to be amazed here if you have Quicktime. If not, then you suck as much as the first "Fantastic Four" movie.

Fantasti-whip

I'm not a big fan of the first "Fantastic Four" movie. I thought it was crap. Sure, it was better than "Daredevil" and "Punisher" combined, but is that something you really want to be proud of? So, as I look at this picture from the upcoming "Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer" movie showing the Fantasticar, I can't help but feel just a little bit of the "who cares". I mean, sure, it looks cool . . . and seats three apparently. Poor Ben Grimm. Looks like he's going to have to walk to the fight scenes. But, no matter how cool this thing looks, it's most likely going to end up surrounded by so much crap, bad acting, and a story that makes absolutely no sense what-so-ever, that it's not going to justify the price of the ticket. And don't tell me that Jessica Alba is worth the price. Look at her costume. Sure, it's skin tight, but also covers up 90% of her body.