Anna Nicole Smith Memorial over @ WWTDD.COM

I don't know what to say about this . . . but WWTDD.COM has a post-mortem picture of Anna Nicole Smith taken shortly after she died, complete with vomit and pink highlights in her hair. Not exactly sure why they're posting it, and why it's not on Rotten.com, which is where I would have expected to see this . . . but oh well. I don't have the stomach to actually post it on my own blog, but there's the link. Click at your own risk. And make sure you make those reservations in hell while you're at it. Sometimes the interweb shows you too much. Also take the time to check out the funny guys who make comments. Classy redefined.

Rosie O'Donnell - Bitchasaurus Rex

While I loathe everything about Rosie O'Donnell, you have to realize that I am not a big fan of Anna Nicole Smith. Sure, she was fun to laugh at whenever she was on television, slurring every other syllable . . . but this video of Rosie talking about her aired the day she died on "The View". So, if my super-detective skills are currently turned on (yes, there's a switch) and I put my deductive reasoning/keep the alien signals away tin-foil hat on, I can only come up with one conclusion. Rosie O'Donnell killed Anna Nicole Smith. It's right there in the video. She didn't want to see her anymore on television. I did think her impersonation of Smith was pretty dead on. Ha . . get it. See you in hell Rosie.

News Break!

Anna Nicole Smith is dead at 39. I couldn't believe it at first and was about to call shanannigans on the whole deal when I found a legitimate news story on FOX News about it. Well, actually, my colleague Mike V. had it five minutes before me. He just got stuck on a call with an elderly client and couldn't get to my cubicle before I had found it. But, hey, thanks buddy. You always bring me the best tips on recent deaths . . . wait, is "thanks" really the word I'm looking for? It is a bit on the morbid side. Either way, he's a class act. If he had a page, I would link you . . . but he's a scrub when it comes to that.