Britney Spears - Danger at Low Speeds

Britney Spears hit a parked car while parking her own at a Studio City vitamin store. I could say more about it, but the video clearly speaks for itself. Britney is more concerned with the damage to her car than she is concerned about doing the right thing. Which, would include, at least leaving a note for the owner of the car she banged into. I guess she was too busy trying to hold on to her new dog to realize that's what normal people would do. While inspecting the damage to her car, Britney, being the sexy beast that she is (*read into that with sarcasm) decided to give the paparazzi a view of her crotch. Because she's very giving, and devoted to her fan base . . . who want to see this? I don't think she's in touch with what people want to see from her. Which is nothing at all. I know, because I've run scientific case studies for this. In a lab coat as well . . . you know, to make it official.