Sarah Palin Prepares for Thanksgiving

I guess when you're used to moose hunting from a helicopter, picking a fresh turkey for the upcoming Thanksgiving holidays is a piece of cake for Sarah Palin. But did she have to do an interview, right as some dude is stuffing turkeys into what I'm calling . . . the Turkey Death Funnel*! Holy shit, just how the fuck is she so oblivious. And the guy performing the slaughtering looks like he's wondering the same thing. This is the woman that wanted to be second in command folks. I think America has dodged a bullet. Maybe she should have run her campaign from a helicopter. That way she couldn't have missed.


*Turkey Death Funnel is a Trademark of BAFW. I wrote it down, so it's legal now.