Remember that 45 day jail sentence that Paris Hilton was handed down due to being caught driving her car on a suspended license? Yeah, the one that got cut down in half for "good behavior". Good behavior that really had not been performed because the sentence was reduced before she even set foot in jail. Ok . . . well . . she's free! After serving 3 fucking days in prison, Paris is out and on house arrest because she was having panic attacks and suffering depression and was having alleged suicidal thoughts. Doesn't that pretty much describe most of the jail population? Why don't we just let all of those fuckers out too . . . right? They can move in with Paris Hilton. She'd have a ball . . . or a couple of thousand. And about half that many penises. But seriously . . . when is Paris Hilton not happy when she's surrounded by a multitude of cocks and balls? Right?
UPDATE - She's going back to jail. In tears. Hooray!
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