Sienna Miller, star of that "Factory Girl" movie nobody saw, and generally famous for dating, then breaking up with, then dating again, and then breaking up with Jude Law who fucked their babysitter while they were together (convoluted?) is seen in these pictures hanging out topless at a beach. It would also appear that Cousin It from the Addam's Family has gotten a haircut and shaved, and is also hanging out with Sienna on said beach. And why is this news? Um . . . I don't know. She's barely a celebrity. Her cans are not that spectacular. If she could be replaced with say Natalie Portman (if you're shooting for the stars) or Olivia Munn (if we're going for same celebrity level) in these pictures and you replace Mr. Longhair McManly with say . . . me . . . or a clone of Natalie Portman and/or Olivia Munn, things would be better. But, we're talking perfect world scenarios here. We all know the world ain't perfect, and this is all we have to work with. Once poverty and war and all the other terrible things in this world are wiped out, then we'll be able to see topless beach pictures of our favorite celebs. Get crackin' world. I'm not waiting forever for this. 
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I have no idea why some stuff violates Photobucket's terms of service and some stuff doesn't. WTF.
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