Search Terms - IHOS

This week's "Search Terms" are broken down internationally, so, if you're down with acronyms, you should have deciphered the "IHOS" one stands for "International House of Searches". It also, coincidentally, sounds like something a caveman would say if cavemen spoke rudimentary English. I'd like to think they did. It has been scientifically proven in the recesses of my mind. But enough babbling. We start today with the good ol' United States of America searches. From the looks of the searches, we've got a pretty even spread of perversion. The usual suspects appear: Eva Green, Hayden Panettiere, Emma Watson, etc. Nothing all that irregular or showing any sort of trend development.

fergie hermaphrodite - Google Search
papparazzi upskirt gallerys - Google Search
picture of lily allen's boob - Google Search
evangeline lilly buttcrack - Google Search
grace park nipple - Google Search
"hills have eyes" rape scene mpeg - Google Search
kathryn mcphee naked pics - Yahoo Search
sinful comics natalie portman - Google Search
kardashian.wmv - Google Search
about emma watson's boobs - PeoplePC Search
EVA GREEN AREOLA - Comcast Search
Emma Watson nude fakes - BlogSearch
"hayden panettiere thong" - Google Search
Katharine McPhee nipple ring - Google Search
eva green mpeg dreamer - Google Search
kim kardashian video mpeg - Google Search
amanda bynes nip slips - Google Search
rachel weisz panties slip - Google Search
mariah carey muff shot - AOL Search

Let us fly over "the pond" as our friends in the United Kingdom would say, and take a look at their searches. You will see a bit of a trend here. It would seem that their love for Bianca Gascoigne and her pantyless upskirt pictures is waning and it is being replaced by an interesting fascination with pop "star" Lilly Allen's supposed upskirt pictures. None of which I have seen, so I'm thinking I'm a little out of the loop on this. You should have seen the Sitemeter stats on this. While it doesn't show up here (because I don't post repeat searches), the percentage of UK Searches looking for Lilly Allen upskirts was about 85%.

lilly allen upskirt - Google Search UK
bianca gascoigne no knickers - Google Search UK
sienna miller mpeg - Google Search UK
the sun emma watson stalked - Google Search UK
nipple "lily allen " - AOL Search UK
Havoc "Anne Hathaway" "Bijou Phillips" raped mpg - Google Search UK
"dan radcliffe cock" - Google Search UK
lilly allen no knickers - Google Search UK
kelly bell no knickers flashing photos - Google Search UK
bianca gascoigne shot - Google Search UK

Moving on, the next few countries don't really have their own sections as the searches I found for them were minimal. That doesn't make them less important, but they are posted here in order of frequency and alphabetically. First up we have a couple of German (DE) searches, one of which uses their German word for "and" (und) which made me giggle a little bit. I don't know why. Germany is closely followed by France, a country that, based on those two searches, is only preoccupied with Harry Potter's penis and upskirt pictures. Next up we have Malaysia, also with 2 searches, which are somewhat on the perverted side. I will have to ask my Malaysian co-worker about this. See if his people are into porno comics and rape scenes from Hollywood movies. Brasil is also interested in comics depicting naughty situations, while our great white neighbor to the north (Canada) is wanting to see upskirts of a certain indestructible cheerleader . . . who is still 17! The Netherlands (NL) and New Zealand (NZ) don't fall that far behind on their lust for underage poontang, as evidenced by their searches.

lindsay lohan-without slip - Google Search DE
upskirt scans und caps - Google Search DE
"daniel radcliff" naked penis - Google Search FR
"upskirt no underwear" - Google Search FR
download Sinful Pirates of the Caribbean Comic - Google Search MY
the hills have eyes rape screencap - Google Search MY
Sinful Comics menage a trois - Google Search BR
hayden panettiere thong slip - Google Search CA
"emma watson" bikini paparazzi - Google Search NL
hayden panettiere rape erotica - Google Search NZ

Now, some of you might think that I post this on purpose to drive traffic to this site. Yes. That is partially correct. I also do it because I find these searches to be extremely interesting. If they were different, I would still post them up here. It's not my fault that everyone is looking for these things. I just report on it. If the searches were totally different in scope, say someone were looking for the fulcrum speed of protons/electrons as they are accelerated in a semi-conductor, I would post that search result here, along with all the other upskirt and nipple slip searches. But, that never happens. The internets is not used for knowledge anymore.