Janice Dickinson is officially crazy. That's just my personal opinion, which is always based on scientific facts. Like, exhibit A. Who in their right mind does this? I mean, seriously. Isn't this someone's mother? I can already picture what that poor disturbed little bastard has to live through. When he hangs out with his friends they probably tell him about how they saw his mother's old pantyhosed camel-toe on the internets. It's almost as fucked up as Cartman seeing his mother's German Schize movies on the internet on that episode of "South Park". And yes, I am comparing their life to a cartoon. Because, if there's anything Janice Dickinson is, it's a cartoon of an actual person. She's like Roger motherfuckin Rabbit . . . but sluttier. Oh, and has anyone else noticed that she has one of the most unintentionally dirty last names ever devised by the English language? Dick-in-son? Holy Jesus titty-banging Christ! One more picture of Janice showing us her "good" side? I don't know anymore. 
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