Future Fervently Searched For Natalie Portman Scene

Currently, Natalie Portman lovers are in a state of frantic infatuation with the scene from "V for Vendetta" where Natalie is dressed up as a schoolgirl and trying to seduce a member of the clergy for the terrorist V. Well, lovers of church officials getting it on with girls (as opposed to the totally inappropriate young boys genre) can rejoice, as a movie called "Goya's Ghost" is set to be released this year that, if you ignore the fact that a body double is being used, features torture scenes involving a naked Natalie Portman and some hanky-panky action with her Inquisitorial priest. What more could you ask for right? Oh, an actual scene with her naked, doing all sort of nasty things to your schlong and/or va-j-j (depending on the reader's sexual orientation). Well, don't expect that to happen anytime soon. I hear she's got editing exclusivity on everything that she shoots, so your little sex-tape with her would end up with all the "good" parts edited out. That's just Natalie Portman for you . . . cocktease.