Kristen Bell Joins "Heroes" Cast

Kristen Bell, formerly of the now defunct UPN/CW television show "Veronica Mars", will be joining the cast of NBC's "Heroes" this fall, and will be in at least 13 episodes. She will have a superpower, and will compete with the barely legal Hayden Panettiere as far as who's hotter in the show. That won't be a storyline in the show, just a competition that happens in my head. The events in this competition? Well, here's a little list that I'm currently working on:

-Whipped Cream Bikini application
-Running down a sandy beach in an ill-put-together bikini
-Cherry stem-tying with tongue
-Nude jumping jacks
-Jello/Mud/oil wrestling

Sure, this will only happen in my head, but with the right amount of imagination, you can also have a spank-fest of ginormous proportions. One more picture of Kristen Bell, in a bikini, for no apparent reason.

America's Next (Naked) Top Model

I haven't had a chance to check out the latest season of "America's Next Top Model" yet. Just looking at the shows on queue on my DVR that are waiting to be watched, it really doesn't make a strong point for me to watch the 2 hour season premier of the "Everyone look at me, it's Tyra, and I'm fierce" festival of ego that is that show. But, it seems that some things have been discovered about one of the contestants on this season (or cycle as they like to call it) of the show. It seems that Jael has done some naked modeling. If she were on "Flavor of Love", she'd be out on her ass right now, because, as you know, Flav likes to keep it real like that. But, I don't know if this will become a factor on this show. We might get a whole lecture on how this is not the way modeling works and how Tyra never had to stoop to that level (although, she gets really close) to become the ruler of the modeling industry. But, in the meantime, you can check out her profile here on The CW website while it still exists and also check out this pretty risque picture of her looking her fiercest.