Cracked Out Troll Sighting in London

Is it possible for a picture of Kirsten Dunst, looking as "hot" as she does right there, make you want to throw up your breakfast. Because that's what it's doing to me right now. And I haven't even had breakfast yet. Good lord she looks terrible. Who did she con into letting her star in movies. The only movie I'd put her in is "Faces of Death", and she wouldn't even have to die or get hurt in it. Just about 5 minutes of her staring into the camera would be enough to freak anyone out. And look at those sagging mammaries. If you dare.


If only it could be like this all the time, Kirsten Dunst.

Opening Weekend Movies - 5/04/07

Spider-Man 3: Wow, the time is finally here, and I don't have any money to go watch this. Granted, I read somewhere that the reviews are mixed, but who cares. The American public does not care about reviews, and judging by the business that the previous two movies made, this will be this weekend's guaranteed top earner. But, it does star Kirsten Dunst, who's snaggle-toothed performance I heard involves singing . . . twice?! Oh Sam Raimi, you're going to end up shooting yourself in the foot if you keep employing that troll in your movies.

Lucky You - This movie could not have picked a worst time to open. I mean, just take a look at its competition. Eric Bana, former "Hulk", and Drew Barrymore . . . who I don't know why she's even famous. This will be the movie that chicks take their boyfriends or husbands to if they're totally pissed at them and don't want them to see something remotely entertaining. So, if you find yourself watching this movie this weekend . . . what the hell did you do wrong man?

Even Trolls get Groped

I don't know who finds Kirsten Dunst attractive (apart from a certain, self-proclaimed ePCdoctor . . . but his standards are questionable to begin with). There is certainly nothing aesthetically pleasing about her whatsoever. I mean, just look at these pictures. Sure, she's in a bikini, but I'm willing to bet most of the (sane) male population can look at these pictures and shrug as they resume their search for pictures of hotter women on the internet. So, why am I posting these pictures? For the troll-loving perverts out there that want to see Kirsten Dunst in a bikini . . . getting her breasts fondled by her friend. To all the sick fucks out there, enjoy the picture below. I don't know how you can live with yourselves, but keep on coming back. Oh, and nice choice on the sunglasses Kirsten. I don't know if you were being ironic or just plain retarded when you put those on. My money's on retarded.