Joel Madden has traded in his teeny-bopper sensation ex-girlfriend Hilary Duff (most likely due to her extra-ordinary weight-loss and now huge chompers) for Nicole Ritchie. He must like chicks with a little extra meat on their bones. I mean, look at that fattie. Hello double-chin. Someone needs to lay off food for a while, now what I mean folks. *wink* Come on Nicole, don't let yourself go now that you've found your troll'ish knight in tattoo'ed armor.
