Hilary Duff Scorpion Dance

I know a lot of you out there find Hilary Duff to be attractive. Some may think even hot. But, I just don't see it. Maybe it's because every time I think of her (few and far between mind you), I make an instant connection to her horse-faced sister, Hayley Duff. But, this post is not about that. It's about her dancing with a scorpion in her pants. Yup. It's for something called "War Inc.", which also stars John Cusack, which you can see in the clip. He's got the perfect reaction to seeing Hilary drop the scorpion into her nether regions. That's exactly what I would have done. Followed by projectile vomiting. Because I'm a classy gentleman.