Protect America from Zombies!

You know, I was not a big proponent of George W. Bush taking office . . . but, seeing this video now, and knowing what his stance is on the looming zombie apocalypse, I think he needs to stay in office another 2 terms. At least. He can be the FDR of the 21st century. Think about it. Do you really think Hillary Clinton could kill a zombie? Maybe John McCain . . . that guy is bad ass. The vietcong stuck him in a cage man. And Barak Obama? He'd probably just try to out-dance the zombies. No way. I am suddenly a Republican thanks to this video.

Thanks to the guys over at Analog Medium for making me see the truth.