Jamie Lynn Spears Knows how to Pick 'Em

As previously reported, Britney Spears' little sister has been impregnated, and she's keeping the baby. Papa don't preach. But, it looks increasingly evident that the guy responsible for inseminating the underage Nickelodeon star won't be around to help raise the child. The guy's name is Casey Aldridge, and from the looks of his MySpace page, he's moving on. Which is kind of stupid if you ask me. All he needed to do is get married to the retard, live off of her millions (if she has any), and then divorce her a couple of years later, seek custody of the children, make sure there were no pre-nuptial agreements, and get child support for life. You know, what Kevin Federline did. That's the smart way to deal with the Spears'. So, Casey Aldrigde, if you're reading this, do the right thing. Pretend you want her back so you can rake in the dough.