Hillary Clinton's Anti-Cookie Platform

I'm not really up to date with all of the political what-not that's going on right now as America ramps up for the 2008 Presidential election, so I've never seen Hillary Clinton say anything about cookies. These kids on the other hand, did notice, and decided to take action. And why not? Cookies are fucking delicious. What is wrong with Hillary Clinton! Fuck that bitch. I'm sure Barak Obama loves a good cookie. Plus, his name's way cooler. Like he's a Klingon or something.