My New Favorite Band

These kids are fucking awesome. Look at how they shred on those axes. And the tiny head-banging little girl. She makes all of these nu-rock pussy mall-punk wannabes look like giant vaginas. This is what hard rock is all about. Nevermind that there's a fucking Pikachu on the mic. That just makes it cooler, without having to rely on ironic tight t-shirts. I don't think I've seen something rock this hard since I looked in my pants earlier *wink wink*. Should I be making these kinds of jokes when there are kids in the video. They'd be cool with it. You know why? They're not pussies like those Fallout Boys or 30 Seconds to Mars bitches.