Sexy and Not Sexy

It's Tuesday morning, officially the most unsexy day of the week, so I thought I'd post up some pictures of Carmen Electra doing a strip-tease at the Spyke TV Guy's Choice Awards to bring some sexy into your computer screens. But, that's not all. I am also posting up the opposite of sexy, so you can truly appreciate the better half of this post. Never take things like this for granted. Enjoy every sexy moment as if it were your last. But, enough with the quasi-inspirational jargon. You want more pictures.

Carmen Electra should bend over more often. It is really one of her best . . . assets.


But, enough with the sexy. We're moving over to Uma Thurman now, who some people find attractive. I don't know why. But here she is, in the weirdest bikini I've ever seen. And I used to watch those MTV Spring Break "The Grind" episodes in the mid-nineties. I've seen some weird bikinis. Just what is going through her mind when she put that on?


The cast is the only normal part of the picture. It's pretty bad when you can say a fractured arm is highlight of a beach snapshot. Uma Thurman, work on your beach fashion. And your face.

Sideboob-Burg Adjacent - Thurman's on The Wrong Side of the Tracks

Sideboobs are usually from the outer edge of the breast area, not the inner portion, but Uma Thurman likes to keep it on the non-traditional tip as she shows us an inner sideboob view that . . . well, how can I put this . . . some might find attractive and some might not. It's just like her face. Some find it hot and others, like me, wonder just how she keeps getting work in Hollywood. Plus, she stands around like a dinosaur, and I'm not quite fond of dinosaurs in bikinis. And I knew that Tobey Maguire was a bit on the short side, but seriously, that short? They do wonders with special effects these days. One more picture, this time with Thurman bending over, showing you another dimension of sideboob.