There's a gripping piece of journalism over at
News of the World that looks into the sordid details about Verne "Mini-Me" Troyer's sexual escapades. As you might have heard, there is a sex tape out there that features the diminutive "star" and a regular sized lady, doing the horizontal mambo. I'm sure as hell not going to post the video. Midget sex is not sexy. But, here are a couple of excerpts from the news article for you. In case it makes you want to seek out the video elsewhere . . . freak.
"For a small guy he's quite well endowed. I had no complaints.But the whole thing was over in three minutes. It was strange having sex with someone who couldn't reach to kiss me at the same time, except for my tummy that is! I was so relieved it was over" . . . "I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub," she said. "Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him"
LOL! He almost died trying to have sex with her. Must have been a great piece of ass you're wondering . . . Um . . maybe not so much. I mean, for Verne, this is a catch, but if it were me, I would not have risked my life for this:
2 comments:
This shit is ridiculous. The whole situation is a punchline to a joke years in the making. I guess it makes sense that someone known to the public as "Mini Me" would come out with a sex tape.
what does he call his schvanze . . . mini-er me?
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