Kourtney Kardashian - Konvenient Upskirt?

Kourtney Kardashian, sister of Kim Kardashian, was spotted in New York City, having lunch with some dude (boyfriend? who cares), and being the total attention whore that she is, decided to conveniently have an accidental upskirt. I can tell you that this family doesn't do anything accidentally. The only famous one, Kim, only became famous first for being Paris Hilton's BFF, then for following in her BFF's footsteps and getting into the amateur porn business, and then by flaunting her ginormous Armenian ass wherever she goes. Kourtney doesn't have the benefit of either having a porn tape released (yet) or a couple of tons of cellulitic ass meat following her wherever she goes, so she might as well do what she's doing in the picture below. You can tell by the last picture in this post, that knowing nod to the cameras. You've just been Kardashianed.