Showing posts with label Normal Adolescent Behavior. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Normal Adolescent Behavior. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Jamie Lynn Spears - Future Mother of the Year

Jamie Lynn Spears, younger sister of Britney Spears . . . and by younger I mean 16 years old . . . is pregnant. Now, you might think this might just be a rumor cooked up by the gossip rags to sell more copies, but it's both confirmed by OK Magazine and TMZ.com. But, if that's not enough to convince you, take this quote from Nickelodeon, acquired by televised gossip rag Extra! as more proof.
"We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."
And in summation . . . did this even surprise anyone? It just makes sense to me. I'm surprised she's not expecting her third child already. 'Cause, as they'll tell you in the south . . . "if she's old enough to bleed, she's old enough to breed".

Friday, March 30, 2007

Normal Adolescent Behavior


When did I license the rights to my life to Hollywood? Why do you ask? Because this movie is just how I remember my high school experience to be. Wait a minute. This has more sex and drugs than when I went to high school. Fuck! Hollywood, why can't you preserve the integrity of anything. Imma sue someone.

This movie I had never heard of before comes out sometime this year. If you want to see Hollywood's version of my life, check it out. But I'm warning you, they take severe dramatic licenses. Like making up everything.
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