Curtis Too Good For Acting

Seems Jamie Lee Curtis might have been bitten by the "uppity-snooty-bug". The AP (Associated Press) is reporting (in this great, ground breaking and totally relevant news story . . . pfft) that she is passing up acting gigs to focus on her new career. What's she doing for dough you ask? She writes childrens' books and is a self-proclaimed photographer.

Hey, I can pick up a polaroid camera and start taking pictures of cat anuses and call myself a photographer as well. And let's not get into my esteemed acting skills. But Jamie Lee Curtis, a person that owes everything she has to acting, is now scoffing at it and saying she's too good for it? Give me a break. I know the true reason why she doesn't want to get behind the camera . . . and all of you can see by the picture posted on this entry why.

Just look at her. She's old. She doesn't have the same killer body (but raging man-face) she had when she starred in that John Travolta movie about aerobics instructors. The way she looks like now she'd be lucky to get the part as the "Crazy Cat Lady" in the big screen adaptation of The Simpsons . . . and that would be a voice-over role. Or, if she were to deem the acting community with her prescense again, she could star in Freaky Friday 2, where bodies are not traded. Instead, Lohan would get an addiction to prescription tranquilizers while Curtis starts snorting the GDP of Colombia (in Colombia, they gauge their gross domestic product index in kilos of cocaine).