If this picture does not creep you out a little . . . then you are unfit for parenting. Just look at that ex-preacher's eyes. They're just transfixed on his daughter's rack. And when that rack is attached to Ashlee Simpson . . . then you have to start wondering "was Ashlee Simpson born male?" I mean, why else would a man-of-God be interested in his/her body. Everyone knows that priests and preachers love to put it to young boys right? Oh, that's just the Catholic ones? I see, so it's just incest that Joe Simpson is contemplating? I guess that's kosher. But he should have picked the good looking sister. Sure, Jessica wails like a cat who's giving birth, but at least her face doesn't look like a turkish whore who just learned how to use makeup.
Tuesday, October 25, 2005
Who's Yo' Daddy
If this picture does not creep you out a little . . . then you are unfit for parenting. Just look at that ex-preacher's eyes. They're just transfixed on his daughter's rack. And when that rack is attached to Ashlee Simpson . . . then you have to start wondering "was Ashlee Simpson born male?" I mean, why else would a man-of-God be interested in his/her body. Everyone knows that priests and preachers love to put it to young boys right? Oh, that's just the Catholic ones? I see, so it's just incest that Joe Simpson is contemplating? I guess that's kosher. But he should have picked the good looking sister. Sure, Jessica wails like a cat who's giving birth, but at least her face doesn't look like a turkish whore who just learned how to use makeup.
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4 comments:
He does not seem to be looking at her face to me. It looks like he is wanting some booby action.
never ever ever let Les Kincaid babysit your children. unless you want them hanging out on his banana hammock . . . then go right ahead.
Um, I feel like vomiting now...
Les Kincaid would be great for bulimic mothers.
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