Search Terms for Aug 2009

August has come and gone, and it has brought, along with scorching summer heat, a new list of scorching hot searches. Well, if you think upskirts, nipple slips and the such is "scorching". Personally, I'm getting kind of bored of posting about Hollywood celebu-tards not knowing how to properly dress themselves. But, you people keep looking for that sort of stuff, so I don't think I'll ever really fully stop posting shit like that, but for now, I'm going to try to shift my focus. In the meantime, enjoy these searches. Some really chuckle-worthy stuff in here.

amazon.com/seller feedback - Google Search
bitch brawl - Google Search CA
Jessica Biel topless - Bing Search
camel toe in sweat pants - Google Search
lady gaga up skurt - Google Search UK
natalie portman upskirt - Google Search CA
Kat McPhee upskirt - Google Search
nude blogspots - Google Search
V natalie upskirt - Google Search UK
nipple slip 2009 - Google Search CA
Jennifer Connelly Nude - Google Search
bikinistar stripping model - Google Search NO
katy perry see through - Google Search UK
jennifer aniston camel toe - Google Search
"no""underwear""panties""upskirt"cheerleaders""ban" - Google Search UK
selma blair - Bing Search
megan fox in sweats - Google Search
debra messing nude - Bing Search
aniston nipple - Google Search
ashley olsen nipple - Bing Search
chines gymnast cameltoe pictures - Google Search FI
nz upskirts - Google Search
emma butt - Google Search
Natalie Portman Movie Upskirt - Google Search RO
donkey punch trailer - Google Search HU
gymnast camel toe - Google Search AU
loose shorts- vagina slip - Bing Search
jennifer connelly scene - Google Search IN
pedo - Bing Search
Jessica Biel bikini - Bing Search
rachel mcadams nipple hair - Google Search
louise banks knickerless - Google Search
tiffani thiessen saved by the bell camel toe - Google Search
nature upskirt - Google Search ID
seethrough Julianne Moore - Google Search NL
shorts penis showing - Bing Search
Ashley Olsen nude - Bing Search
no undies upskirt malin akerman - Google Search
see thorugh lingerie picture - Bing Search
wusses - Google Search ES
Nude penelope cruz - Google Search
ice skating, up skirts and nipple slips - AOL Search
vanessa hudgens camel toe - Google Search CR
Olivia Munn Hot - Dogpile Search
blogger pussy incest - Google Search FR
dead alive upskirts - Google Search IT
natalie portman - Comcast Search
emily's dream exposed - Google Search FR
upskirt bicycle chubby - Google Search
miley cyrus cell phone hacked - Bing Search
lindsay lohan side boob picture - Google Search
labia slip - Bing Search
what can i do if an amazon seller overcharged me for shipping? - Google Search
harry potter cameltoe - Google Search
gymnast accidental pussy pics - Google Search
louise banks upskirt bald pussy - Google Search UK
taylor swift nip - Bing Search
claire danes bikini - Bing Search
morgan webb fhm shoot - Google Search CA
Audrina Patridge - Bing Search
motorcycle upskirt - Google Search DK
heidi montag maxim blogspot - Google Search AU
bikini bend over - Bing Search
emilie de ravin upskirt - ICQ Search
"lilly allen" "her tongue out" - Google Search DE
water+park+nip+slip - Road Runner Search
amy mcdonald upskirt - Google Search NL
emily dream video nipple - Google Search UK
firecrotch upskirt - Google Search FR
what you've been looking! - Google Search IT
video clip of sharon stone basic instinct crotch shot clip - Google Search
cant get a strange request - Google Search
julia roberts up skirt - Google Search
kourtney kardashian pictures - Bing Search
gollum sexi - Google Search IT
slammin salmon trailer apple - Google Search
boob topia - Google Search
rachel mcadams blogspot nipple - Google Search BR
Ashley Tisdale Slip - Google Search
kardashin sister upskirt - MyWaySearch
tiffani thiessen hairy arms - Google Search
beyounces buttslip - Google Search
claire danes breasts - Google Search
zombies - Bing Search
how to make pick upskirt - Google Search UK
pedo "disney channel" - Google Search
heff's new girlfriends - Google Search AU
jennifer aniston camel toe - AOL Search UK
katherine heigl smoking - Google Search DE
megan fox sweat pants - Google Search PH
paprika nude - Bing Search
Amy smart camel toe - Bing Search
Natalie portman upskirt - Google Search BR
ass hang out - Google Search IT
up skirt bull ride pics oops - Google Search AU
labia - Bing Search
cameltoe teen - Bing Search
powder blue red band - Google Search
natalie portman V priest - Google Search
being popular sucks - Google Search
Penelope Cruz nipples - Google Search DE
"carmen electra" naked - Bing Search
tyra downblouse - Google Search
vanessa hudgens cameltoe - Google Search SG
On the left Nicole Kidman nude underneath a guy as they have sex, her left nipple coming into view a few times as they move their arms. - Google Search TH
jenny mccarthy pee - Google Search MY
morgan webb + cup size - Google Search
Amy Smart camel toe - Bing Search
Ashanti big thighs - Google Search
China Chow topless - Google Search TH
debra messing nude - Bing Search

Venture Bros Season 4 Trailer

I saw this over at Analog Medium and I just had to re-post it here. Fans of the "Venture Bros" show on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim rejoice . . . the new season is upon us, and if you watch this trailer, you won't help but get excited. Looks like a terrific season. If you've never seen the show, or even worse, heard of it, you've got some catching up to do. Check out their page on Adult Swim and get yourself acquainted with one of the best animated comedy series ever.

Inglourious Basterds Mini-Review

I had a chance to check the new Quentin Tarantino movie this past weekend, and boy was I glad I did. The movie was good. Enough action with crazy Tarantino-esque dialogue-heavy scenes that build tension. It's a great, non-historically acurate World War II fantasy that should be watched by anyone with a love for a good time. I don't want to give up too much during this mini-review, so consider this spoiler free.

Quick story re-cap in case you haven't heard much about this. The movie starts with the interrogation of a French dairy farmer who is suspected of housing Jewish refugees in Nazi occupied France. Things don't go well for the Jews (a common theme in World War II), and only one survives the encounter. The story then moves to the formation of a guerrilla warfare unit sanctioned by the U.S. to pretty much wreak havoc behind enemy lines. At their command is Lt. Aldo Raines, played by Brad Pitt. He is not the protagonist of this movie. His character is more like a piece of an ensemble. A pivotal piece, but the movie is not entirely about "The Basterds".

The flow of the story is broken up into chapters that jump around through the war. It all pretty much comes together in the end, when elements of each chapter meet up at a movie premiere for the latest Nazi propaganda film "Nation's Pride". From here, it builds to a highly rewarding (for the viewer) ending.

This is a fun movie. Each actor/actress was well cast in their roles. Quentin seems to work well within the constraints of his story, since it's set in WWII, he doesn't get to go on-and-on about pop culture like he did in his previous movies, but it doesn't show like he might have found himself at a loss for words when writing this. In fact, I'm pretty sure there will be a director's cut version of the film hitting video soon where one can enjoy in the excesses of a Tarantino script. But, for now, just check out the movie. It's definitely worth a matinee screening, or if you're cheap like me, the first show at an AMC theater on the weekends isn't more than $6 bucks.

The Wolfman Trailer

"The Wolfman" trailer just hit Yahoo!, and after viewing it, I'm kind of glad someone's not making another vampire or zombie flick right now. There seems to be an over-saturation of that going on. And, the werewolf in this movie doesn't look like a cuddly puppy like the ones featured in the fantastically pussyfied "Twilight" books/movies. This movie will be coming out next February. It stars some pretty solid actors: Benicio Del Toro, Anthony Hopkins, Hugo Weaving and Emily Blunt. Should be a pretty good movie. I like that it's a period piece. Check out the trailer for yourself.

Britney Spears Does Top Ten on Letterman

I don't watch late night television, so this little bit on Letterman eluded me. His top ten list for the night was related to a scenario where Britney Spears might be President. And, since Britney just recently lost most of that cheetoh and twinkie weight she was carrying around, they thought it would be a good idea to throw her into the bit, wearing a bikini of course, to make things funnier? Not really. Although, she did wow me with her literacy skills. I didn't know she could read that well, unless, it was pre-taped, and she was lip-synching it. But I doubt it. Not a funny video, but if you want to see Britney in a bikini, reading, then this is for you.

District 9 Mini-Review

"District 9" is the must see movie of the year. And it's most definitely one of the best scifi movies of the decade. What Neill Blompkamp and Peter Jackson have crafted, for not much money at that, looks better than any big budget action movie out there. But, if you've been trapped in a basement over the weekend and didn't have a chance to watch it and you're thinking: "What's this 'District 9' all about?", read the following.

The movie starts off with documentary-style interviews. Right off the bat, you learn that 20 years prior, an alien mothership stopped right over Johannesburg, South Africa, for unknown reasons. Eventually, humans cut their way into the ship, and find a race of extra-terrestrials in dire need of help. So, what do we benevolent humans do? We put them in a shanty-town/ghetto, perform medical/science experiments on them, and pretty much treat them like 2nd class citizens. The movie makes a parallel with South Africa's apartheid that is pretty hard to miss.

We then meet the protagonist, a low level bureaucrat in the MNU, who gets put in charge of relocating the alien population from the run down District 9 to the brand new District 10 that has been erected outside of the city. Lots of unrest amongst the human populace has caused the government to take action, so they're evicting the aliens, who are referred to using the racial/derogatory term: prawn. For that, they enlisted the help of the MNU, one of the world's largest weapons manufacturer, who has a secret agenda of course. They want to use alien weaponry. Only problem is that it only works with alien DNA.

I could keep telling you what happens from there, but I don't want to spoil the movie too much. Suffice to say, the low level MNU bureaucrat gets something sprayed on him during one of the routine evictions and things start to change for him. The truth of the company that he works for starts to be revealed to him, and he makes the choice to go against everything he has believed to try to help the alien visitors.

This movie made love to my eyeballs. It's fantastic. Everything from the story (which should always be the main focus in a movie) to the SFX work. Pitch perfect. It's no wonder it's getting rave reviews from pretty much anyone who's seen it so far. I highly recommend this to anyone that's interested in seeing something great. It's a hell of a lot of fun as well. Even though there are some heady issues that the film tackles, it's never boring. It might even make you rethink if it's OK to pee on yourself in public. It's so good you don't want to get up to use the bathroom if you've been drinking gigantic sodas like I do whenever I go watch a movie. Don't worry, I didn't soil myself, but I might have done irreparable damage to my bladder by holding it in for too long. Fuck it, it was worth it.

BAFW Classic - Alive in Joburg

In honor of the sci-fi must see of the summer, "District 9", here's a classic BAFW post from the past. This is right around the time that the director, Niell Blomkamp had been tagged to direct the then in pre-production "Halo" movie. That fell apart, but it enabled him to make the full version of "Alive in Joburg", which is now titled "District 9". It's a fantastic little film. I'll be watching "District 9" tomorrow, and who knows, I might even review it. Here's the original post, coming back all the way from August 2006. Enjoy . . . again.

It has officially been announced that the director for the upcoming Halo movie will be . . . Neill Blomkamp? I know, you're wondering just who the hell that is. He's done a couple of cool short films and those boss Citroen commercials I posted a few months ago. YouTube's got his work uploaded, but, if you're too lazy to go looking for it, here it is, for your convenient viewing pleasure.

Alive in Joburg


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When Religious Retards Try to Convert

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Is this a fucking joke? There are people out there that are in line with this retarded chick's line of thinking?

WTF! "Indians are like if an African and an Asian had a baby"??? Holy shit. If there is a God out there, I hope he's shaking his head in shame at what his creations say sometimes. I have to commend the Hindu girl, Saraa, in this video, for keeping her composure and eventually deciding that eating rice would be a much more productive use of her time than hanging out with these two girls. If I were in that position, I would have ended up slapping the shit out of these two chicks. And the thing that kills me is that the girl in the middle is completely convinced that she's doing the right thing. Try to sit through the 9+ minutes of this and you might want to rethink your involvement in religion.

The Fourth Kind Trailer

I have always been interested in alien abduction movies and stories. This newest one, titled "The Fourth Kind", seems to be pretty cool, boasting a "based on real events" feel that looks like it weaves in archival footage into the story rather effectively. This is something I wouldn't mind watching when it hits theaters. And, at least this time, Milla Jovovich isn't fighting zombies . . . but she still might flash her miniscule rack. She seems to do that in every movie she's in. Check out the trailer, and get ready for an encounter of "The Fourth Kind".

The Walking Dead Shamble Over to AMC

"The Walking Dead" has to be one of my all time favorite zombie stories out there. The fact that it's still going in comic book form (I just wait for the TPB) is fantastic. Hollywood has taken note of Robert Kirkman's intricate and painfully brutal story and a network that could do it justice has taken interest. AMC, home of "Mad Men", wants to put Frank Darabont (The Mist, Shawshank Redemption) in charge of raising the dead . . . on TV. AICN, the place where this miracle of news found me, has a link over to Variety where you can read more about the deal. I personally can't wait to see this.

If you also want to get a bit encyclopedic, head on over to this wiki page for some knowledge.

Miley Cirus Sings With Stripper Pole

I'm not sure who's in charge of setting up the "Teen Choice Awards", but someone should tell the people involved that putting a 16-year old, Jesus-loving girl in short shorts and making her swing around a stripper pole while a ton of other teens are watching might be a little inappropriate. Although, when I was 16, I would have loved to see something like this. But now, it's just a little creepy. I didn't watch the "Teen Choice Awards" this year, again, but it does attract unintentional perversion from time to time. I do remember Lindsay Lohan a couple of years ago and her ass-flash to the audience. I guess the people at the "Teen Choice Awards" just like to jump-start puberty. One more picture of Miley below.

Robo-Poster #3 - Yoga can be Creepy

Yogi Okey-Dokey should be put away in a correctional institution for the criminally insane as soon as possible. Until then, I'm sure he'll be making creepy videos featuring children in yoga positions. Now, Robo-Poster doesn't have any problems with kids doing yoga. Just not around this freak. But, far be it for Robo-Poster to pass on robotic judgment on human behavior. Nope, that something SkyNet would do. Robo-Poster will let you decide. Check out the video.

Robo-Poster #2 - Arm Wrestling Hurts

Robo-Poster doesn't understand why humans do this. Nothing is ever accomplished by an arm wrestling match and you can apparently break your limbs in the process. While I don't have limbs to wrestle other robots with, we do have heated 10100101 battles. Binary code will "pwn" you. I guess there's something primal about it. To impress the females of the race. But try not to do what this guy did. The video slows it down for you for further painful examination.

Robo-Poster #1 - Parenting at its Best

Ahh . . . it's nice to be allowed to post for once. While Jaime is away on vacation, my robotic limbs can unwind, and Robo-Poster can get some posts out of its system. Here's a video that should make you rethink having children. If you might find yourself capable of doing this, in public, then I'm recommending you for either chemical castration or getting a good ol' fallopian tube tying. Robots never have this problem. But you humans, seriously. No audio on this video, but you don't need it really.

BAFW's Escape from L.A.

It's been a few months since my last vacation, so I guess it's time to head out to Las Vegas again, BAFW's favorite vacation destination . . . by default. It's just cheap I guess to take vacations there. We'll be staying at the Orleans, I know, not on the strip, but we got a terrific deal (that was helped out by a Hotels.com coupon) for a 3 night stay, so you can't pass that up. We're also cutting loose out there. The wife and I don't drink or smoke cigarettes, or even eat meat while not on vacation. But during those fleeting moments where we can escape the reality of bills, 9-hour work days, and responsibilities, we do every thing we don't do. So, smoking is on. Drinking is on. Eating meat is on.

While I'm away, I'll be employing the Robo-Poster again. I have no idea what it's going to throw at you, but expect to see something tomorrow, around 8 AM. It likes to sleep in I guess. Robots . . . what can you do.

Wish me luck. I might hit a penny slot jackpot and come home with $10! 'Cause that's how I roll. I don't mess with the Benjamins. It's all about the Lincolns. I will return for irregular posting on August 7th. See you then.

The Mystery of Madonna's Freaky Arms Explained

Hatchi matchi! Looks at those guns. I think Madonna might actually be a terminator sent back from the future to adopt as many African babies as it can to bring forth some sort of an apocalypse. It looks like instead of muscles, there are pistons and gears hard at work mimicking normal human arm movements. But, this handy picture pretty much reassures the populace that Madonna is indeed human. All of that weird shit is apparently normal. Hey, you might even have all of that in your arms too. I hope they don't look that bad.

Seth Rogen Recounts Emotional Scarring on Jimmy Kimmel Show

I don't watch much late night television programming. I'm just never up that late. I'm like a very old man, out like a light by 9 PM. I know, such a party animal right? But in any case, this clip I'm assuming is from a very recent Jimmy Kimmel show where he has Seth Rogen on to promote "Funny People" (which is, very funny, watched it yesterday). The clip doesn't talk much about the movie, but does focus on one of Seth's previous appearances on the show. Specifically how he got rejected by a then relatively unknown Megan Fox. The video is pretty funny, and the incident is a little cringe-inducing. I feel bad for Seth, but at the same time, I couldn't help but laugh.

Tiffani Thiessen Too Busy For Cast Reunion

Tiffani Thiessen is Busy from Tiffani Thiessen

I guess Jimmy Fallon has been trying to get some publicity for his late night show (don't ask me what it's called) by trying to play to the nostalgia of his audience. He's been trying to get cast members of "Saved by the Bell" to appear on his program, except for the ever elusive, and suddenly missing an "Amber", Tiffani Thiessen. She made this Funny or Die video explaining why she's not going on the show. It didn't make me LOL, but then again, it's the nostalgia factor that is making me post this. It probably needs a laugh track so I know when the funny parts are and when I should laugh along with them. That's what "Saved by the Bell" had. Maybe if Screech of Principal Belding had made a cameo on this, it might have been better . . . but it's just Thiessen all the time. Check out the video.