Monday, March 23, 2009
I don't Know What Lindsay Lohan is Selling
This is a commercial. Right? For "Fornarina"? What the hell is that? And why doesn't this commercial specify. It's just Lohan speaking in adverbs and adjectives. And she's not looking all that hot while she's doing that either. So, what have we learned? Never buy things from Lindsay Lohan. Because God knows just what the fuck she's talking about. And he ain't telling.