Oh, Mark Wahlberg. Seriously? Andy Samberg does an impersonation of you on a show (I know it wasn't that funny, SNL hasn't been funny for years now) and you want to slap the kid on his big fucking nose? Come on. Just take it in stride, promote your "Max Payne" movie, and don't pout when people poke fun at you on TV. Do you know why they do that? Because you're fucking rich and famous. It comes with the territory.
Oh, and say hi to your mother for me.